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Triple H vs. Sting. Huge dream match. Sting's in WWE now!
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Fans yelling "WE WANT STING!" And he's finally here!
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The match was booked...FOR WRESTLEMANIA!
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Blogs are like, "No way Triple H buries Sting!
WWE already beat WCW..."
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Triple H wins the match anyway. LOL!
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The fans...
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The fans...
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They actually thought Vince was FINALLY putting WCW over!
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Last second, it's suddenly "No-DQ", and Sting locks in his little "Sting Sharpshooter" or whatever he calls it...
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Everyone at Levi's Stadium thinks it's over and Triple H is gonna tap out...
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...and Vince goes, "Send out Degeneration X!"
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Degeneration X!
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The fans actually pop for them too!
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They love Sting...
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...but they cheer D-X!
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Fucking Smarks...
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So stupid: they cheer Hogan, the one-dimensional orange goblin...
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...and they boo John Cena for the exact same fucking thing!!!
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Vince is shoving DX up their asses and they're like "GIVE US MORE, VINCE!"
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But, anyhow...the match goes on...
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D-X interferes and Triple H hits a Pedigree...
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Vince takes a look at this and goes...
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"Send out the nWo!"
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And Vince goes...
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"Let's troll Meltzer!"
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"Tell them NOT to run to the ring! DRAG IT OUT!"
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So they WALKED!
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Three goddamn minutes! I swear!
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And you're gonna love this:
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Vince goes, "Have the nWo HELP STING!"
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Creative goes, "Vince, they're enemies!"
Vince says, "Not anymore! I just made them friends!"
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Did they hand Sting his bat?
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They handed him his bat!
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Creative's like, "Did you even WATCH WCW?!"
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Vince goes, "I was busy fucking the Nitro Girls!"
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Fans are lucky he didn't send out The Muppets...
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Did Sting actually use the bat?
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This is probably the best part: they get into this epic "sword fight"...sledge vs. bat...
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And that's fine. That's what the fans wanted to see...
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But the best part is the bat...
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It chopped the sledge in HALF!
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The look on Triple H's face was priceless...
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Suddenly, Sting's bat is a fucking Hattori Hanzo sword!
