Mr. Trump, I feel all democratic politicians should have laser beams attached to their heads...I figure every democrat deserves a way to steal from the public.....

You know, Mrs. Clinton, while you were having your 75 secret meetings with Muslim countries soliciting campaign funds...

...we stopped politically favoring democrats and decided to sacrifice the hard work of all Americans for your power and political gains

I make one simple request to keep our "Good'ol Boys 2% club strong in Washington.....

I leave for a few short secret, unrecorded, meetings to Muslim countries to solicit my greedy needed funds.....
to make secret deals with nations that want to kill us just so I can stuff my bank accounts....

So, evidently, my cycloptic campaign manager tells me it's something I shouldn't have done.....

So, could you democrats remeind me what I secretely pay you people for??? Cut me a Freak'n Break People! Throw me a bone here!

Ok, What else can we possibly sacrifice??

Protestors.......

...Right.....

..They are "mutated Protestors"

Really? Are they "Ill-tempored?"

"Absolutely!"

"Oh, thats a start...yeah...yeah....."