Get Koller on the line! I need him immediately!

Mein Fuhrer, Koller is apparently out of Berlin. Who else would you like to call?

Try calling that idiot again!

He called back in Stalingrad.

Give me the damn phone.

Koller, did you hear about the virus pandemic in Germany?

No clue.

The Soviets just dropped a gas bomb filled with mass destruction influenza.

I haven't heard anything yet.

I want you to find out the exact location of the bombing. Got it?

I just got a note saying that the virus had spread from a remote part to Munich.

And that's exactly where I am. Almost all of my entourage are D. E. A. D. There is another report saying that we should escape to Berlin ASAP.

I order you not to go an inch inthe direction of Berlin. We'll be damned if the Bunker catches the death flu. Now go and fucking execute yourself and the rest.

This is so disturbing. Now that I was about to send numerous troops eastward, they'll be gassed out with virus if they go. Fuck the Russians.

Mein Fuhrer, they may be using just bacteria to fool us. You should consider that.

Piss off!