00:00.5
00:04.0
It's quite obvious now that we are losing this area
00:04.1
00:05.5
The Allies have started..
00:05.6
00:07.5
...a media campaign with Justin Bieber...
00:08.0
00:12.4
it’s terrible, but it’s getting the hearts and minds...
00:12.5
00:16.0
...of our young soldiers - they give up with no opposition
00:17.5
00:19.5
No prob, we gonna invite the Greens again...
00:19.6
00:22.0
...they will quickly sort it out
00:24.7
00:26.5
Mein Führer...
00:27.5
00:28.5
...the Finance Minister...
00:31.0
00:33.5
...the Finance Minister says we've run out of money
00:34.0
00:38.0
And the Green's RTS program has not delivered the first bomb yet
00:53.0
01:00.0
Those stupid morons who have submitted their CVs to the Greens, fans of them, friends of them… stay in the room
01:13.0
01:15.6
Are you f…cking kidding me?
01:15.7
01:18.5
We've spent all our f..cking Nazi gold on this RTS!
01:18.6
01:23.4
What've they promised in the LOP?
01:25.0
01:28.3
“The roadmap will solve the problem!”
01:29.0
01:32.0
“We will engage our top global experts for you!”
01:32.1
01:35.0
“Let's have a success-based fee to align our interests!”
01:35.1
01:37.5
“Just secure 8 tons of gold as advance payment!”
01:38.1
01:40.5
"...even Einstein would regret about working with the Blues!”
01:40.6
01:43.6
Mein Führer, his E=mc2 has given them a competitive edge!
01:43.7
01:46.4
I don't f....cking care!!! By the time he left - we already had it on the BACKUP slide!
01:46.5
01:49.9
Mein Führer, he deleted everything from the hard drive, our GHD couldn’t recover it!
01:50.0
01:53.0
Just say GHD again! I will f..cking format and partition you!
01:53.1
01:55.0
We can’t even afford a normal IT service!
01:55.1
01:58.0
Remember how much we spent on the IT transformation last year!? Unbelievable!
01:58.1
02:01.0
Then, everyone told me that the atomic program would start running smoothly without delays!
02:01.1
02:04.1
We had to upgrade our IT network and hire thousands of geeks!
02:04.2
02:08.0
Even the Soviets were amazed about our cost structure...
02:08.1
02:12.9
… we were focusing on Enigma and cryptography..
02:13.0
02:16.7
… rather than on real tanks, planes and submarines!
02:17.5
02:22.0
I even had to pawn my favorite harmonica just to pay the bill!
02:27.0
02:30.1
And now I'm here in this shitty cold bunker with you guys...
02:30.2
02:34.0
...and they are probably shopping for new suits
02:34.1
02:37.0
and drive new BMWs somewhere outside!
02:41.0
02:43.5
I just needed that tiny little bomb!
02:43.6
02:48.0
Hell with that final presentation! It's useless!
02:48.5
02:53.0
I wish I could be one of those Green guys then I could get paid...
02:54.1
02:56.5
...without being responsible for this mess!
02:56.6
03:00.0
I could get one of those new tight suits and a leather gym bag...
03:00.1
03:04.1
...and then piss off before the shit hits the fan!!!
03:04.7
03:08.0
It’s OK Anna… it is not your boyfriend that he mentioned
03:14.1
03:16.8
The Reds mentioned a new thing called the “cold war”
03:19.0
03:23.0
Seems that the Soviets are the new superpower…
03:23.1
03:28.0
… we’re old news now..
03:31.5
03:33.7
…bad news boys…
03:40.7
03:46.3
I want to get some advice on this cold war thing.
03:46.4
03:50.5
Maybe the Reds could arrange ceasefire negotiations with the Soviets?
03:53.7
03:56.3
Let's arrange a conf call with them tomorrow...
