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00:16.3
00:18.1
-Brother! Take only my photo, Just mine.
00:18.2
00:19.6
-Ya, Ya! only take his picture. Only his.
00:19.7
00:21.2
-Hey, y'all get out of here!
00:26.0
00:28.6
-Hey Fatso! -Yes? -Listen well. Hire a cheap painter.
00:28.7
00:31.1
-And get Tichkule and Tichkule Company's road roller written on it.
00:31.2
00:33.3
-Go, and make sure it's red in colour.
00:33.4
00:35.5
-Yes, all the formalities are complete.
00:35.6
00:37.4
-Now, you can take this road roller home.
00:37.5
00:39.4
-Fees? -Listen, I don't have an issue with you folks.
00:39.5
00:42.0
-But you can all let those in charge know. -Fees?
00:42.1
00:44.3
-That not to play games with S.R. Tichkule.
00:44.4
00:45.4
-Fees? -Did you see what happened now?
00:45.5
00:47.1
-Mr, Tell me, did you see for yourself what just happened now?
00:47.2
00:48.7
-As to how I got my hands on this roadroller?
00:48.8
00:50.4
-Similarly, if anyone tries something similar with me -Fees?
00:50.5
00:55.2
-then I'll take the entire.. building under my possession.
00:55.3
00:58.0
-and will write Tichkule and Tichkule company's municipal office.
00:58.1
01:00.2
-Understood? -Fees? -Hey, This is a government office.
01:00.3
01:02.1
-Don't create a racket here!
01:02.2
01:04.7
-I was only expressing my sentiments.
01:04.8
01:06.0
-Express those sentiments at your own house.
01:06.1
01:08.3
-Now, take this roller and get out of here.
01:11.8
01:15.5
-The total cost includes your bail at the police station, which is Rs 11,000.
01:15.6
01:17.5
-And for the bribe, Rs 5000.
01:17.6
01:19.9
-and the cost of your food was Rs 300. And...?
01:20.0
01:21.7
-Hey, does it belong to your father? -does it belong to your father?
01:21.8
01:23.0
-Move your leg. Move your leg now!
01:23.1
01:25.3
-Do one thing. Lay a mattress there and lie down!
01:25.4
01:29.0
-Get out of here!! -Get out! -Get out. Scoundrel!
01:29.1
01:32.7
-Total bill is 8,900. -Additionally, there are other expenses.
01:40.0
01:43.3
-Rascal, I asked you to break the coconut, not my back!
01:43.4
01:44.7
-What am I supposed to do if you get in the way?
01:44.8
01:47.3
-Give it here, I'll break it. -Here, you break it
01:47.4
01:50.0
-God, protect it from any evil eye.
01:52.3
01:55.0
-Why you.. -Hey, you think you're too smart?
01:55.1
01:58.0
-If I give one..
01:58.1
01:58.9
-The coconut slipped from my hands.
01:59.0
02:02.6
-Please leave and get a new window fixed. -I'll have the cash sent to the station. Please go.
02:02.7
02:03.9
-What the.. Let's go.
02:07.7
02:10.2
-You didn't come to see my possession, brother-in-law?
02:10.3
02:12.5
-Is there a musical show in your possession? -That it is necessary for me to watch?
02:12.9
02:15.5
-This show is for everyone who thought I was lazy.
02:15.7
02:18.4
-Come on everyone, come now to watch my possession!
02:18.5
02:20.7
-Come and see how the common man won..
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02:22.5
-and the municipality's lost. Come!
02:25.9
02:27.4
-Madam. Madam. Madam.
02:27.7
02:32.1
-This guy is taking your road roller home. -You should be ashamed.
02:32.2
02:36.1
-An Indian with a strong sense of nationalism would never act in such a way.
02:38.9
02:42.2
-Madam, who is an Indian here? -You will find Americans in America.
02:42.3
02:46.6
-Germans in Germany.-Frenchmen in France. - And Englishmen in London.
02:46.7
02:51.5
-But in India you will find Marathi,Gujarati, Punjabi, Malyali, Bengali, where are the Indians?
02:51.7
02:54.2
-There is just one location in this nation-where you may witness this nationalism.
02:54.3
02:58.4
-and that's during the India-Pakistan match. -Otherwise, you will not find them anywhere else.
02:58.6
03:01.8
-Everyone wants to earn money. -Everyone wants to fill their tummy. -And that's all.
03:03.7
03:04.5
-Goodbye, madam.
03:08.9
03:12.0
-And indeed, it's a wonderful coincidence.
03:12.1
03:15.9
-that you joined this post here when I decided to ruin this municipality.
03:16.0
03:18.9
-Your reputation was damaged and you lost the case.-And I sincerely apologise for that.
03:19.0
03:24.7
-If possible, do forgive me. -Okay, madam?-Okay, then goodbye.
03:29.9
03:34.1
-So, the total comes to.-Hey, Give the key. Whoever wants to sit can have a seat.
03:34.2
03:35.7
-Or give me the key.-You can't drive this, brother.
03:35.8
03:40.6
-You can not drive this on a car licence.-To operate this, you need a different driver and licence.
03:40.7
03:44.6
-Do you know anyone?-Brother, I know a driver.-He's my neighbour.
03:44.7
03:48.9
-Should I go and get him? -Go get him. Go quickly.
03:49.0
03:52.2
-At first, I asked everyone, where is Anshuman?-But they said, "There's no Anshuman here."
03:52.3
03:57.8
-If you only ask for Ansuman. Then you find a lot of them here.-They'll tell you if you ask for award Anshuman.
03:57.9
04:02.6
-Award Anshuman? -Yes, there's a story behind it.-Have you heard it?-No.
04:02.7
04:07.0
-Do you know the valley? -No -Girgardan valley -Girgardan valley?
04:07.1
04:12.9
-That valley.. that valley was so dangerous. With a road roller as big as three elephants.
04:13.0
04:19.5
-And the road was covered with snow.-The road-roller would sway about.
04:19.6
04:24.5
-To this side and that side.-And there was a ditch on both sides.
04:24.6
04:28.8
-Look down, and you'll feel as if you're on an aeroplane.-Really? No way.
04:28.9
04:31.4
-What? It's true.-There is a parachute tied to everyone who uses that path.
04:31.5
04:37.3
-Do you know why? - No -Why? -Why? -If someone were to fall from there, He'll reach bottom three days later.
04:37.4
04:42.2
-And unexpectedly, the road roller's brakes fail. -Then the road roller started swaying.
04:42.3
04:47.9
-But I didn't let it go. -One mistake and it's all over. -I swear to god, that engine ran like a rocket.
04:49.9
04:54.5
-And I couldn't stop because there was ice. And then? -Then an idea struck me
04:54.6
04:59.4
-Then I spun the steering wheel with my hand. -The road roller on the spot went..
05:04.2
05:07.5
-What happened? -I suspect you fell off of the road-roller.
05:07.6
05:13.0
-Fell off? Hmph! -You see, people were screaming. -And the road roller struck the tree.
05:13.1
05:17.9
-As a result, the tree fell into the ditch. -And the road roller stopped at the side.
05:18.0
05:24.9
-On the side. -I was balanced like this. -Ya, Balanced.
05:25.0
05:33.0
-Everyone was looking at me. -And I slowly moved to the side.
05:33.1
05:37.9
-Then the PWD minister came.. awarded me. -Right there?
05:38.0
05:43.1
-Not there, he awarded me after three-four days -I see. -He visited my home and awarded me.
05:43.2
05:49.5
-He also patted my back. -And said, "Anshu, you aren't Anshuman but Hanuman."
05:49.6
05:53.0
-I'm sure he said that after looking at you. -Are you mocking me? - No, no.
05:53.1
05:56.6
-No, I'm lying. - No, no. Not at all. - No, I'm lying. - No, no
05:56.7
06:01.5
-You don't believe me, do you? Turn the cycle. - Yes. -Go find someone else.
06:01.6
06:06.4
-Just a minute. Just a minute. -Get lost! -We believe you. -Come on, come on.
06:06.5
06:07.8
-Hey, Turn the cycle back around.
06:15.0
06:19.4
-I was told you would show me an elephant, but it's an ant -Ant?
06:21.7
06:26.3
-Seems like this guy has grown old! -What kind of a man have you brought here?
06:26.4
06:31.2
-Ant? Guy? what is he saying? -Is he crazy? -Hey, Pass me the keys.
06:31.3
06:38.0
-Give him the keys. -Hey -Give him the keys with your right hand. -Here.
06:38.1
06:42.9
-Total expenses are.. - I know, I know. -Total expenses are Rs. 10,452.55.
06:43.0
06:46.9
-And Rs.99 was your rickshaw fare -Correct? - So, You remember?
06:47.0
06:50.2
-Yes, I've kept track of what I've given and received in this.
06:50.3
06:53.9
-And when this roller finally gets going on the road -I'll repay you in full, cent by cent.
06:54.0
06:55.9
-I'll have your money sent to your office.
07:00.0
07:04.9
-Don't worry, I'll fix it right away. - Okay. Hey, fill it up with diesel.
07:05.0
07:09.8
-It was just recently filled. - Then there's surely no problem. -Then, I'll fix it right away.
07:11.0
07:14.7
-Hey, Loadkar. - Yes. -Pass me the screwdriver. - Yes. -Give it quickly.
07:14.8
07:19.3
-Here. -I'll fix it right away. - Yes.
07:24.0
07:26.7
-What's the problem? I don't see anything wrong.
07:26.8
07:31.6
-You monkeyface. If this thing starts up..it'll flatten you up like a bread.
07:31.7
07:34.0
-Move aside. -Hey, Move, move now!
07:46.4
07:50.9
-Tell me where to go! Just say the address. Say it. -I'll ride it too.
07:51.0
07:58.5
- Move. Move rascal. -Get down scoundrel, get down. - Hey, rascal get down.
07:58.6
08:02.0
-None of you will get a chance to ride it. Understood? -You're all going to follow me on foot.
08:02.1
08:08.3
-Okay. Only I will ride it. -Let's go. -Why did it stop?
08:09.0
08:17.6
- Just a minute. -Let's go. -Why do you turn it off whenever I climb up?
08:17.7
08:21.8
-Where did you get him from? -As soon as you get on it, this thing stops.
08:21.9
08:26.7
-Bad luck follows you, get off! Get down now!
08:37.1
08:42.2
-I'll have it fixed immediately. -Yes, help him down. - Move aside.
08:42.3
08:46.8
-I'll fix it right away. -Now, I know what the problem is.
08:46.9
08:51.7
-The spark plug appears to be malfunctioning. -Hey, Loadkar. - Yes. -Pass me the wrench to open the plug. - Here.
09:24.5
09:28.6
-Oh God.. Oh, God. What the..
09:28.7
09:33.5
-I've turned all black. -So what? You weren't white when you got here so why does that matter?
09:33.6
09:38.4
-What's wrong with it now? - The gearbox has broken down. -I'll fix it right away.
09:38.5
09:41.5
-"I'll fix it right away. I'll fix it right away." -You've been saying the same thing since you came.
09:41.6
09:46.4
-When will you have it fixed? -Have you heard of Girgardan valley?
09:46.5
09:51.3
-I'll tell him that story later. - Tell him. -You go and work first -What tale is he talking about?
09:53.7
09:58.4
-I've finally identified the source of the problem. - What is it?
09:58.5
10:06.2
-We'll have to take its gear-box out. -Gear-box? That will take time.
10:06.3
10:11.1
-Then pick up the roller on your shoulders.. ..and carry it like a dead-body.
10:11.2
10:16.4
-Stop it. Tell me what I need to do. -Get a mechanic to remove the gear-box.
10:16.5
10:20.8
-Do as he says. - Fine. -Listen, get the welding machine along as well.
10:20.9
10:25.7
-There are few holes that we need to plug. -Brother? - Just Do As He Says.
10:25.8
10:30.6
-Do you want anything else? -Order for few cups of tea, vada pav and biryani too.