Praise the God Emperor

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Today, we stand at the crossroads!

A day of great joy and fervor has come to grace the people.

Our God emeperor will be delivering his daily

state of the empire address,

where he delivers great news of new consitutions

and glorious rules forcing people to abide.

People have been waiting for hours

in their glorious attempt to hear the

grace of the emperor's magical voice

which they are, of course, unworthy of recieving.

All over, the fervor can already be felt

from all corners of the empire.

Jolly praise is given daily

and we see the flags of the empire fly high

over the tecnologically superior city

to that of the barbarian enemies

Here we see father and son

The glorious dynasty passing from one generation to the next.

Their infleunce on the great nation is stil apparent.

Citizens have offered great homage to our empire.

With heritage thousands of years old.

The halls are grand, the people are happy,

And we see the jolly officers paying respects

To the truly honorable and holy emperor's ancestors

Bow down, bow down, to your rightful and true God leader

For it is he who saves the world from the destructuion of the ages.

Our national symbols cover the world in their glorious light.

<Let us pause to remember all the people the emperor has liberated from their earthy bodies>

<Heil, Heil thy Emperor, for he is your God>

<Let your ferverent voices be heard throught the greater world, and the universe.>

<clapping of grand proportions is underway>

<As it is he, and him only, who offers you true salvation>

<Clap, from the mightiness of the soul>

<The great Emperor is always watching>

<And we offer him praise for his care of us>

And if you show any disrespect, the Emperor will grace you with escape from your earthy form.

~Clapping

Qvod, Vae Victivs, In namvs das Emperorivs

Qvod, Vae Victivs, In namvs das Emperorivs

Today, we declare a new consitution

A consitution of great proportions

Which will thrust us into new light and glory

~clapping

First, all people must set aside one hour

To praise me between the hours of 5 and 6

All people must take drugs which

For the glory of the empire, will allow them

To work without the interference of

Performance reducing emotions such as love, and happiness

As they are hedonistic and unworthy of a nation

So advanced in their technologies.

Secondly, people must constantly utter praise

Under pain of death, publically and privately.

People are being monitored, and anyone caught not praising

Will be shot on site. Simple as that.

Thirdly, any defectors will be flogged

And burned at the stake in the national square

In front of a crowd of millions.

This event will be televised, and the accused will

Have to utter praise throughout the punishment.

Conspirators in any attempted coup, will have to

Consume the burned remains of their leader

Before being flogged and whipped themselves.

We also condemn 3 generatons to execution by live animals

Or a plea of insanity and condemnation to the coal mines.

Euthenesia for people above the retirement age is mandatory

For they only consume resources of this great empire.

Fourth, champagne and caviar will be free flowing

Within the walls of the palace, available only to

The emperor's family, the court, and appointed officials.

All other members of staff will eat upon the floor

And failure to do so will result in punishment by starvation

And the same cross generational treatment of family.

Family members and officials are open to abuse

Those lower than them without incident

Any time they wish, as per the status quo.