00:00.0
00:06.2
My fuhrer, despite Stroud's weakness he continues to score points
00:06.3
00:14.0
Mohamed Ibrahim was injured but his replacement, Blake Corum, has scored his third touchdown today.
00:16.1
00:20.4
With Ohio State and Wisconsin's starting backs, I cannot lose.
00:23.0
00:25.3
My fuhrer...
00:25.4
00:31.8
The... the Wisconsin depth chart was released. Chez Mellusi is first string.
00:31.9
00:34.3
And Master Teague sucks balls.
00:49.0
00:56.7
Anyone behind Hunter Johnson's selection in 2019, leave the room now.
01:08.4
01:11.1
That is fucking bullshit!
01:11.2
01:14.3
Who benches their returning starter?!
01:14.4
01:20.8
Now that little shit has the points that were supposed to be mine!
01:20.9
01:27.1
And this quarterback situation is in shambles. Best QB in the B1G my ass!
01:27.2
01:30.0
With the changes to the WW...
01:30.1
01:35.9
...we won't be able to drag our asses out of this mess like last year!
01:36.0
01:38.0
My fuhrer Michael Penix can still perform he just needs more time--
01:38.1
01:41.3
He tore his ACL twice! He sucks ass now!
01:41.4
01:43.6
It has only been two games--
01:43.7
01:47.5
Two games that we lost, you imbecile!
01:47.6
01:49.3
Fucking idiot!
01:50.5
01:58.1
And we wouldn't have this problem if we picked David Bell and his shitass quarterback instead of this garbage!
01:58.2
02:02.9
We're losing to that winless schmuck even after his best player lost his leg!
02:03.0
02:07.7
And after all that shit I talked, they'll never let it go!
02:07.8
02:11.1
And I won't be able to show off the trophy!
02:11.2
02:16.0
And don't tell me we'll recover by week five, who are you, Stalin?!
02:20.0
02:23.5
Before I can continue, can you pass me a joint?
02:23.6
02:27.2
Oh yeah thanks that's good.
02:27.3
02:30.6
Idiot! This is what fucked us!
02:33.8
02:40.8
We even picked up Teague's backup and it was still the wrong motherfucker!
02:40.9
02:45.7
The starter was some slow fatass they call pork-chop!
02:45.8
02:51.7
This running back makes me want to puke, it's so bad
02:51.8
02:54.9
My colonoscopy was less shitty!
02:55.9
02:59.0
Hey Jenny, let's go to the spa
03:05.3
03:08.0
At least Garrett Wilson is good.
03:10.2
03:15.0
And tunga-tooga-whatever his name is okay.
03:16.0
03:17.7
Talent Manager...
03:22.2
03:25.6
There's no O'Korn to peddle this year.
03:30.8
03:36.4
Even Covid isn't going to save your asses from charges of gross negligence this year.
03:36.5
03:39.5
You'll be fired just like Hunter Johnson.
03:43.4
03:46.1
Fuck, even that idiot has been better than Penix this year.
