In the depths of planning a 1 plane weekly

PERKINS: We just simply do not have enough crew chiefs.

It's a critcal shortfall and no one wants to play with us anymore.

SNOOKI: That's impossible. Skiddlez said he would take care of this before he left.

ROSIE:....

PERKINS:Who's Skiddlez?

BROWN: Skiddlez told me to lose his number.

BROWN: Actually no one picks up the phone when we call anymore.

SNOOKI: Anyone who thinks this meeting could have been an email can leave now Except for Perkins , Rosie, and Brown.

SNOOKI: I've told you time and time again, you shall refer to me as Lord of the RBE in front of the Marines!

I know I've earned it! I let Baby Gramps test a bird up 90% then had to carry it across the finish line for him.

(THE ONLY USEFUL PEOPLE IN THE SQUADRON)

(DORA)

(FLIGHT E)

SNOOKI: I've been writing fake awards all day! I've given 14 pep talks. Tell 461 I'll give them a NAM if they FCF for us.

I was never supposed to be the OPSO. All I wanted to finish my two year XO gig off as squadron Ex-XO.

ROSIE: Also, MAG called and said they could bring Showtime home early.

SNOOKI: NO! He's going to be so mad when he sees the T-Rating.

ROSIE: I'm still getting snapped back in but could you remind me what that means?

(PERKINS AND BROWN LOOK IN OPERATIONAL DISGUST)

SNOOKI: You cant possibly expect me to know what any of this means.

I'm not even sure how to spell T&R.

All I know is fires and it is to fires that I will return.

I've just been waiting for anyone to ask me about DAS to CAS transitions or final attack headings.

(Dong on his way upstairs to underpromise and underdeliver)

SNOOKI: Is it too much to ask for someone else to plan brief and execute Ops while I'm busy as the Lord of the RBE?

It's been days since was able to check the Facebook and now I'm fairly certain Killary Klinton is somehow now trending.

and all for what? A MAG OPSO meeting that could be an email?

(BROWN THINKS, "So when to we sync Ops in this Ops Sync?"

SNOOKI: To make up for the shortfalls of the company grade,

I will once again don my field grade armor!

SNOOKI: I'll create the worlds greatest spreadsheet.

I'll spend countless hours formatting little text boxes,

with fancy colors and formatting,

FLIGHT E: Keep up that crying and you'll be a shoe in for warrior of the week.

(DONG TORCHING MOTORS ON FCF BUT ALSO FLYING SBTP FROM THE THE TEST LINE)

(POX gets drunk at golf and fails to finish video)

(POX drink graciously from the grog and Snooki gets fined immensely.)