00:00.0
00:08.5
I'd like to run forward my full movespeed
00:08.6
00:16.1
and cast vortex warp on the second werewolf
00:17.2
00:21.0
God damnit. Not this shit again...
00:24.3
00:28.9
It's a CON save.
00:31.0
00:33.6
He never makes these saves...
00:33.7
00:36.8
It is as if the dice themselves hate him.
00:41.4
00:46.9
*The DM rolls some dice ominously*
00:52.2
00:58.9
Oh, God damnit. Motherfucker.
01:01.5
01:07.6
*Players trying to hold back laughter*
01:12.3
01:17.9
What is wrong with these fucking dice?
01:18.7
01:23.0
This entire campaign my saves have been bullshit!
01:25.3
01:27.9
All I needed was a fucking seven!
01:28.0
01:31.0
*Jen crying in background*
01:31.1
01:37.8
His con is 17. I only needed a seven! I rolled a fucking two!
01:37.9
01:41.0
First with your divination bullshit
01:41.1
01:42.8
I tried to warn you before the campaign-
01:42.9
01:46.0
I know you fucking did
01:46.1
01:48.5
Well you have only yourself to blame, then
01:48.6
01:52.2
You knew how this would go!
01:52.3
02:03.9
I thought it would only be a minor annoyance
02:04.0
02:08.3
But I roll single digits on every roll
02:08.4
02:13.7
And you make everything else a god-damned crit
02:13.8
02:21.8
I just want to make ONE SAVE. JUST ONE!
02:27.1
02:29.8
I spent four days working on this fight...
02:29.9
02:36.2
There were three more battle maps ready to go... wasted!
02:43.9
02:47.7
I even made it a deadly encounter
02:48.5
02:53.1
there was no way you should have killed either of them
02:53.2
02:57.5
and you managed it in two rounds!
02:58.5
03:02.5
TWO ROUNDS!
03:03.0
03:07.6
*Jen still crying in background*
03:14.4
03:18.3
I thought I could work around the dice
03:18.4
03:26.2
but I was so wrong...
03:26.3
03:31.3
*Party feels slightly bad, but still thinks it's hilarious*
03:31.4
03:34.2
I... need to go.
03:39.9
03:46.2
I'm going to take the dog out
03:46.3
03:52.5
and there's better be no more portent dice when i get back
03:53.0
03:57.4
Vortex warp...
