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[CHARLIE] You know who really, really likes us?
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[NANCY] Mary (Mary)
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[HARRY] Mary had a little lamb
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Her fleece was oh dear
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[NIALL] Mary had a little lamb
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Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear
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[NANCY] Naughty Mary, she’s a naughty girl
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Cause she wasn’t supposed to have that lamb
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[CHARLIE] Oh that’s right, she took that fleece
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It was white as snow
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And she took it round the town (ooo)
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Cause everywhere that Mary went
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I say she brought you a little frown
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Because she was Mary
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[ALL] Mary, Mary
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Yes, Mary had a little lamb (sexy lamb)
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Her fleece was white as snow (Mary, Mary, but it got dirty)
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[NANCY] That fleece got dirty
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[NIALL] Dirty little lamb
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[HARRY] Oh dear (dirty little lamb)
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[CHARLIE, HARRY & NANCY] Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear
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[NANCY] How you gonna clean your fleece up, Mary, you dirty girl
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[CHARLIE] Ohh! I’m so naughty
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I didn’t clean my little lamb
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[NIALL] Is this doing anything for you two?
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[NANCY] Yeah, have you got little tortoise –
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[NIALL] Careful
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[NANCY] Little tortoise parts inside your shell, are they doing fine?
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[SUSAN] Yeah I mean, I think I know what you mean
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[NANCY] Yeah?
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[SUSAN] I know what you mean
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[NANCY] Oh, she’s getting it
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[CHARLIE] It’s getting saucy, mint saucy (yeah)
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[NANCY] What do you have to say, you little tortoises?
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[SUSAN] Well, Mary, Mary, she was a thing
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And she walked around like she owned everything
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Mary, Mary she was so bright
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Sitting there with a handbag of white goods
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[CHARLIE] Mary, Mary she was better than Bo Peep
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She had a whole massive flock of sheep, sheep
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She took them down to the town and sold them for money
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That she spent on boys
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[NIALL] Sexy little lambs (yeah)
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Sexy little lambs (oh yeah)
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You know what I am
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I’m a sexy little lamb (that’s right, come on tortoises)
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[ALL] Sexy little lambs
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We’re sexy little lambs
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You know what I am
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I’m a sexy little lamb
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[HARRY] Oh yeah Mary
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[All] Mary (oh yeah)
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Mary (oh my)
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[SHIELDS] Oh this talk of sexy Mary
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I’m feeling myself start to swell
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Something’s getting busy
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I’m starting to feel tiny in my shell
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[CHARLIE] Oh Reginald
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He hasn’t had a wife in 50 years
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Sorry all the sexiness went to my little lamb brain Jacob
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[SHIELDS] Why don’t you dance it off? (Oh ho ho ho)
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[NANCY] You know we only dance with our tiny cute fluffy tails
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Why don’t you try it, you got cute tails as well tortoises
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You got those weird little stumps that come out
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[CHARLIE] That’s right, ready?
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[NIALL] I’m regretting being higher
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[CHARLIE] To the right, to the right, we shake our little tails
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To the left, to the left, we shake our little tails
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It’s almost as though
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Somebody regrets asking for a dance break
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Oh, let’s go
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[SHIELDS] To be clear, this is a tail
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[CHARLIE] It’s just a tail
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[NIALL] Lambs I think, we’ve made our point (yeah)
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[NANCY] Yeah you guys, we’ll give you some alone time
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[CHARLIE] Chop, chop
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[HARRY] And remember, it’s exactly what life is about on earth:
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[NANCY] Lamb sex
