we had a feeling, that people are tired of GTA 5

the money was not the same, even after dlc

stakeholders meeting was just days away

so they called me "hey, Dan, how do we get more money from these idiots"

ideas, Dan, ideas

But they did not know, that we already got a 120iq plan

so i weared pants, got to the zoom call, and replied

we will remaster old gta games with new textures

even gta 3

and vice city

so we hired 12 people from freelance.com, and called it "grove street studios"

we thought to leave san andreas out of it, but who gives a fuck about fans?

added more shadows, but forgot that CJ is black

called it "definitive edition", because it was definition of shit

and they still bought it, what a bunch of jerks

told them, that "we have great news", they thought it was GTA 6 release date

its not even in development yet

we are planning Q4, 2029

idiots

we didnt even add QA people for bug testing, wasted resources

310 million in sales, we can make 5 more gta 5 dlc

add Taylor Swift as a character

*rich people laugh*