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♫ Five hundred years ago when I was born ♫
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♫ I crawled from the womb with a drinking horn ♫
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♫ I held it to the sky in my tiny metal hand ♫
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♫ And got real drunk before I could stand ♫
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♫ Well ever since that day I've followed the code ♫
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♫ Of stealing all your treasure and living on the road ♫
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♫ Now we've come to your city with nothing more to say ♫
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♫ Let's drink and party the Alestorm way ♫
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♫ We're only here to have fun, GET DRUNK ♫
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♫ And make loads of money, 'cos nothing else matters to me ♫
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♫ We're only here to drink rum, SHOOT GUNS ♫
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♫ And live for the party, come with us and soon you will see ♫
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01:03.2
♫ We're only here to have fun, GET DRUNK ♫
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♫ And make loads of money, 'cos nothing else matters to me ♫
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01:09.5
♫ We're only here to get lit, TALK SHIT ♫
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♫ And drink all your whisky, come with us and soon you will see ♫
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♫ We're only here to have fun ♫
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♫ TREASURE CHEST PARTY QUEST! ♫
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♫ Whoah-oh, whoah-oh, HEY! ♫
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♫ TREASURE CHEST PARTY QUEST! ♫
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01:31.0
[RADICAL KORG SYNTH NOISES PLAYING]
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♫ In my Lamborghini, flintlock by my side ♫
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♫ Stealing loads of treasure, on I-95 ♫
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♫ Drinking margaritas in the Caribbean Sea ♫
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♫ A pirate's life is the only life for me ♫
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♫ Well you know we sold out a long time ago ♫
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♫ Now we're in it for the money, the hookers and the blow ♫
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02:15.1
♫ So we've come to your city, with nothing more to say ♫
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♫ Let's drink and party the Alestorm way ♫
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02:23.2
♫ We're only here to have fun, GET DRUNK ♫
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02:26.7
♫ And make loads of money, 'cos nothing else matters to me ♫
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02:29.6
♫ We're only here to drink rum, SHOOT GUNS ♫
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♫ And live for the party, come with us and soon you will see ♫
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02:35.9
♫ We're only here to have fun, GET DRUNK ♫
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02:39.6
♫ And make loads of money, 'cos nothing else matters to me ♫
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02:42.3
♫ We're only here to get lit, TALK SHIT ♫
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02:45.9
♫ And drink all your whisky, come with us and soon you will see ♫
02:46.0
02:48.2
♫ We're only here to have fun ♫
02:49.0
02:50.9
♫ TREASURE CHEST PARTY QUEST! ♫
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02:54.0
♫ Whoah-oh, whoah-oh, HEY! ♫
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02:57.3
♫ TREASURE CHEST PARTY QUEST! ♫
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[AUTHENTIC HERITAGE FOLK NOISES PLAYING]
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♫ I set fire to the sky ♫
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♫ You're all going to die ♫
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♫ So raise up your rum ♫
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♫ We're here to have fun ♫
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♫ We'll ride cross the waves ♫
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♫ Forever we'll sail ♫
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♫ There's nothing to say, so get down and pray ♫
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03:42.0
♫ The quest starts today ♫
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♫ We're only here to have fun, GET DRUNK ♫
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♫ And make loads of money, 'cos nothing else matters to me ♫
03:48.4
03:51.2
♫ We're only here to drink rum, SHOOT GUNS ♫
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03:54.7
♫ And live for the party, come with us and soon you will see ♫
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03:57.5
♫ We're only here to have fun, GET DRUNK ♫
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♫ And make loads of money, 'cos nothing else matters to me ♫
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♫ We're only here to get lit, TALK SHIT ♫
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04:07.5
♫ And drink all your whisky, come with us and soon you will see ♫
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04:09.6
♫ We're only here to have fun ♫
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04:12.6
♫ TREASURE CHEST PARTY QUEST! ♫
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04:15.6
♫ Whoah-oh, whoah-oh, HEY! ♫
04:17.0
04:19.0
♫ TREASURE CHEST PARTY QUEST! ♫
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04:39.3
This is awful, I preferred Alestorm when they were a serious band, back when they did true pirate metal songs like "Rumpelkombo" and "Wooden Leg", and that Eurovision hit "Wolves of the Sea".
