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The results of the UIV GCSE subject choices are in, and firstly...
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...here is a map for the geographers to colour in.
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There are no volcanoes or oxbow lakes...
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...but we think they'll have a lovely time.
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And how many have chosen to do History?
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Mein Fuhrer...
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Some have chosen to do R.S. instead.
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With Mr Wildgoose.
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Can all of those who HAVE chosen History please leave the room?
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That was a MISTAKE!
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Not choosing History is a MISTAKE!
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... they take away the horse box...
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... and squeeze us...
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...into the cafe with the Fifth Form, and NOW THIS!
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Why on earth would you not choose GCSE History?
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Mein Fuhrer, I find volcanoes fascinating!
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You want fascinating... do you?
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Mein Fuhrer, I absolutely do!
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Well choose GCSE HISTORY then!
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It's mindblowing!
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They get to learn how I was elected by the German people...
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...and turned Germany into a brutal dictatorship!
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I build Germany's army from nothing...
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... and then conquer most of Europe in a war!
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And then they do the Cold War
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When they find out how communism was spread...
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... by Stalin!
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The Berlin Wall goes up...
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And then we study Cuba. Korea. Vietnam. China!
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And Europe too!
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Tell me this...
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Why wouldn't you want to learn about how we narrowly avoided nuclear war?
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It's no surprise that it's one of the most popular choices...
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... by Wycombe Abbey girls...
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at GCSE and A level!
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And at university too!
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... nobody will know you chose R.S.
