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so, in addition, you have to deal with premature ejaculation, punctuation and microtene bags.
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We clink by glasses of jars as much as we can, but we will never touch gherkin to gherkin.
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And because this bleak state seems to be a little more bearable if someone talks to you, caresses you, cooks something for you, or gives you to use his or her genitals ...
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... an exclusive relationship, with us and exclusively with us, without access to the hearts and mucous membranes of other people ...
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to sacrifice the exciting discovering of mental and physical nooks of dozens of people for a monotonous life with us,
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Courting is actually a paradoxical situation where we try to portray in the most amazing colors what we ourselves are most afraid of ...
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And as we try to panic about two billion competitors of our age and gender, we pretend to be someone else.
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We lie to make our counterpart think that we are an angel who has come down from heaven to complete him or her complementarily.
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She: "When I went to the first grade of elementary school, I caught lice on the very first day."
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And because you're both doing this, when the phenylethylamine drug comes to an end in a few months, you become a very tragic couple, ...
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... confused, which finds no topics for conversation, because the only thing you have in common is that you both metabolize.
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In a partnership, we require and are required from us, to fulfill a tremendous amount of roles.
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Household manager, best friend, co - parent, whore, chauffeur, cook, handyman, stylist, tourist guide, accountant, therapist. No wonder we fail in some of them.
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They are such different fields that we don't know many names from the professional world either,
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One person you want to make meatloaf, and the other to spank you. (pun - almost the same Czech words for spank and meatloaf)
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It was only in marriage that we went crazy and we want everything from one person, plus an amateur.
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We want him or her to be closest to us, but at the same time to remain fascinating and mysterious.
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Gentle to them and at the same time aggressive to the surroundings, the so-called tender defender.
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The ideal man according to this formula, looks like he is cuddling in bed with you, after which he hears a suspicious sound from the kitchen ...
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... gets up immediately, grabs a baseball bat, and no matter who gets caught in the kitchen ...
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Men know this strange female demand, they are confused by it, but they try to meet it.
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Which can best be seen in the male music production, which ranges on a range of songs such as ...
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... to the song "I'll cut your balls and play petanque with them, you retarded Negro son of a bitch" ...
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We have eradicated it almost completely from public life, and it is often taboo even in some families.
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Media and marketing, on the other hand, are wallpapered with the buttocks, breasts and crotches.
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Many marketers still believe that the best way to sell you a circular saw is to cause you erection.
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... that you will see the vast majority of the exposed bodies, you will see in your life, in the media.
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Which isn't so hard, because you're not a thirteen-year-old model who's breasts and pupils has been enlarged in Photoshop along with lengthened her legs, and erased braces and pimples.
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And because they put this in our field of view day by day, everywhere you go, your girlfriend doesn't like herself ...
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And that's why we tend to be disappointed, at the end of a successful date, if we unwrap an ordinary body, from the center of the Gaussian curve.
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If we all looked like Michelangelo's David, and had medicine balls instead of breasts,
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as the media are trying to lie to us, anyone who will try to invent clothes will be imprisoned!
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The wedding ritual, the purpose of which should be to help the marriage prosper, ,on the contrary, is for the marriage harmful by its form.
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... and it will only make it harder for the couple, in the difficult times that are bound to come.
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A sensible society that values its members would be designated the wedding ceremony so that the couple benefit.
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... and useful ones. For example, in the wording proposed by the "School of Life" initiative:
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"We promise we won't panic if in a few years, what we're doing today will look like the worst decision of our lives."
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"If you're rude and you call me a cunt, I'll try to remember in my heart that it's because you're hurt"
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"Out there, there's no one better. Once you know them, there's no one you can withstand with."
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"That I will never be able to stick another cock in another person / I will never be able to put another penis in myself ..."
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"... is one of the tragedies of existence. I apologize that my jealousy and your jealousy have made this strange self-sacrifice necessary."
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Silence from the audience, followed by a melancholic performance of Pergolesi's Stabat mater, during which asparagus and lemon are ...
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... symbols of free sexuality, buried in a three-meter deep hole in the ground and covered with marble and concrete.
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The couple repeats: "We agree to watch the slow death of our sexuality, and we realize that from now on we will not do it so often."
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"I will not have affairs, not because you are so perfect, but because I have decided to be disappointed by you and only you"
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In unison with the audience: "For many days we will be unhappy, for many days we will suffer, for many days we will regret that we have ever done this madness."
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The fourth reason why love fails is that we cannot squeeze out of sex its full potential.
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It's not true. Although we now wear bikinis, and a third of the Internet is pornography, and the vibrator is an aesthetic home decoration ...
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She: "But, it complements the curtains so well, without it the living room completely loses its wow. You don't understand feng shue at all."
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... but despite this apparent relaxation, eighty percent of us are still ashamed to tell our partner what he or she really wants in bed.
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That we have fantasies about incest, sex for money, for graduation ... sex during a job interview.
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We desperately try to make connections by using words, touches, we want someone to understand and accept us.
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And sex can create this illusion. Because you rarely feel as absolutely accepted as when someone takes your genitals in his or her mouths.
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So the next time someone tries to stuff his cock between your lips, understand that he just want you to accept him as he is.
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which we constantly, but in vain, try to overcome by rubbing our crotches against each other
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thereby creating new and new despair with exactly the same insatiable need. And the unnecessary carousel of suffering continues.
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Wait when once a year Dada Patras takes a shower in "Vrchní, prchni" (famous explicit scene in a Czech iconic movie)
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Or turn to the most dazzling streaming service ever, which, unfortunately, due to poor resolution, is already experiencing a sharp decrease in number of users, to your own imagination.
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Today, you squat on the internet, so you see more genitals a day than a cleaning lady in a swimming pool.
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Your brain is drowning in dopamine. It feels like you've come across a genetic jackpot.
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Which is a moment of fun, but only until you realize that this pushes your threshold of pleasure.
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So all of a sudden, even if your date ended in sex, you're not completely satisfied, because she didn't lick her mother at the same time ... and you weren't secretly filmed by a pizza delivery boy.
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I'm not talking about it, when you're inattentive, you make a wrong mistake, and suddenly you watch two Lilliputians urinate on their sleeping grandmother.
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Porn doesn't judge you. He is here, at a distance of one click, immediately ready to meet the most bizarre requirements of your libido.
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and so, instead of creating bonds with each other through sex, we watch the bound Japanese schoolgirls.
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and established a whimpering literary direction - Romanticism, in which they blew out love in utterly absurd proportions and we believed them.
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And we began to look for the love as described. And we start getting married out of love.
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It was not the best example (In Czech the goats is an expressive term for tits.) The biggest cows. The biggest herd of cows.
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You understand each other without words. You raise several children without the slightest loss of emotional and sexual intensity.
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All of it. Of course, the passion wears off. The only thing standing in bed after two years is speech.
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And children. Children are the main enemies of sex. In exactly the same places where you used to make naughty things, now you have to read a fairy tale about three naughty piglets.
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Foolish. Unless you at the wedding, you took the biggest shard from the plate you break and castrated each other.
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The words are just a little louder exhalations that you let out of the hole in your head so that you don't feel so alone.
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... because you have pressure in your pants. And when you're inside, you can't breathe, and you want to get out as soon as possible,
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However ... it's not worth running away from, you can easily stay in the mobile toilet where you are, because, as has already been said here, there is no better outside.
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And that brings us to the main reason why you can't find a love, and that is, that is impossible to FIND a love.
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Realize that the way you are now, it means weird, empty and perverted, so you are fine. And you deserve it.