Never ever get into a yo mama session, with yo mama

You hear me, you hear me sir, you hear me (shq?) you hear me? Don’t get into a yo mama session with your mama, you understand me?

I'm trying to teach you, you are younger than me nigga

I can to talk to you like this.

Don't do it, because they do not play fair.

Me and my Mama were watching that show your Mama MTV other night

and it wasn't that funny, so I changed the channel

She was like: what you do that for? I said, it wasn't that funny. She said, I thought it was hilarious

I said, you don't know none about comedy.

She talk about – “oh really you think you can do better, because you are so called comedian”

I said first of all lady, I am a professional, so called comedian

She said really? I said really. She said, well hit me with your best yo mama joke.

I said, no mom, you know how crazy your ass is, remember you threatened

to take us for a ride down lake – I am not…

don't get into this shit with you.

She said boy say what do you want about Mama and I'll say what I want about your Mama.

I said but you are my Mama, aren't you?

She said boy just say all what you want about my mama and I'll say what I want about your mama and we'll see who got the best joke.

I said this is weird

But I said okay, fuck it.

I said mom I'm let you know I am a professional

I'm going for the (jungler?).

So you're saying I can say what I want about big mom.

She said go ahead

I said cool, because I don't like her ass any way.

I said you're ready, she said go ahead, well Mama

Yo mama is so ugly

every time she looked at the mirror…..

the mirror ducked!

She said it's the best one you got.

I said what you've got old lady.

She said, well yo mama is so nasty

she sucked your daddy’s dick and came in here and kissed you good night!