I found some amusing emails on the Net the other week

with Taylor sending a classic take down of Regan's dress & dancing style

But Regan's response was typically lacklustre and missing humour

And I have to say those legal wags

Are just so predictable it's not funny

Always trying to catch up with the Engineers, but they should aim LOWER

And try and best the ACCOUNTANTS first

Yeh, the accountants!

It's true!

Legal people are that void of class ...

But they do try hard

With Regan propogating his image of a clean cut eastern suburbs lad

Where there's no COVID, only raked beaches

and lots of cheese, chardonnay and caviaaaaaar

They've all got no idea

But let's not burst his fragile bubble

Of inferior repartee and wit

Compared to the mighty Engineers

It's true!

Everybody knows it

But the funniest thing is that he doesn't

But the best bit is that it takes an Earworm

To try and bring balance and panache to this legal rabble