I do not believe our vacation is over

I know now I have to go back home to Hawaii.

Ladies and gentlemen, you could just stay seated with your seatbelts fastened.

It is gonna be a dumpy ride for a little bit okay -okay, thank you

Better buckle up

Ladies and gentlemen, it's me again, the pilot has just informed me that we are headed for some severe tourbulance

okay, he said it is gonna be really bad. So just stay seated with your belts buckled cause

he said this is gonna be terrible

Wait, what did she say? -Yeah, that didn't sound so good.

uh, folks. I did wanna let you know that your oxygen masks will be released from above you, okay.

Please do not panic, the pilot is scared

hey, everyone, everyone please,please. I did just speak with the pilot and he said

he is gonna do his very best to stay in control of the plane.

but if he doesn't you can not act crazy

Uh, ladies and gentlemen, we have decided to land in the ocean

okay, folks, folks, folks, please calm down.

We have decided not to land in the ocean, okay.

We have spoken with our control tower, and apparently the force of these winds are just gonna

end up riping the plane into different forms, okay before we land, okay.

So just make sure all of your items are neatly stood beneath you, uh just in case the plane does rip in half

you will have your items with you on your half.

Ladies and gentlemen, you are not gonna like this but I just checked and we are all out of Terra Blue Chips. So...

Ladies and gentlemen, I know I know there are not chips I know. Listen you really need to calm down okay

because the pilot is in the cockpit and he is crying, and freaking out, and screaming, and shaking okay

He just got sick on some of his buttons okay

So I'm gonna need you all to be my strong bunch, okay

I'm gonna see if I sneak you out some pretzels

is it your turn -oh my god we came out the same time what the heck are we doing we've gotta schedule these things

Hey, hey what the hell is happening this isn't funny

No sir, you are right this is not funnny. But do you know what is? The Tv show Monk

Oh my god you do not stop talking about Monk star Tony Shalhoub, I am gonna start having to call you Rhonda Monk Wilson

Woah woah, who is that? -It's you you love Monk.

The Monk is not Rhonda Wilson, it's Carla Carla Gletsyby. I don't get it!

Okay, it's once again I gave you a new name with Monk in the middle, you love Monk

So why do I need to knew the name of my favorite TV show in the meal?

I was trying something, I made a mistake!

Excuse me, ladies

Can you please just tell us what is going on?

okay okay ladies and genetlemen ladies and gentlemen okay

here is the update please. What is happening is this:

Carla and I are fighting because I put Monk in the middle of her name and I was heard.

No its not what we were talking about

It's not what we were talking about, what's wrong with the plane are we gonna die?

Ma'am from what I do know about these things it does depend on where you're seated.

So I don't know, I don't know. (whispers) You guys are fine over there, okay

Good evening ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking. Looks like we are gonna attempt a landing

however we are almost out of fuel, and the landing gears are not coming down (what)

ladies and gentlemen, please do not panic. Sounds like we are just gonna glide run on a hill

and about 700 miles per hour

You know what, but don't worry. We are gonna ask for some pants -and foam(?)

Ok, guess you know, I'm gonna get you guys those pretzels. Let's go get you some pretzels.