00:00.7
00:02.2
KIDS: OK... [indistinct conversation]
00:03.2
00:03.9
[indistinct conversation]
00:04.0
00:04.6
MICHAEL: OK...
00:04.7
00:05.3
[vomiting sound]
00:05.5
00:06.8
KIMBERLY: Dude, no! [vomiting sound]
00:06.9
00:09.8
It's not funny! I'm gonna throw [up] in this box, for real. For re-
00:10.1
00:10.5
MICHAEL: Guys! [chuckling]
00:10.6
00:11.7
KIMBERLY: I'm so for real!
00:11.8
00:13.9
MICHAEL: Guys! One of the dogs-
00:14.0
00:15.5
KIMBERLY: I can't breathe it! I can't breathe in here!
00:15.6
00:24.4
MICHAEL: O- [chuckling] One of the dogs just puked on the carpet, and unfortunately, Kim has decided to clean it.
00:24.5
00:25.1
[vomiting sound]
00:27.1
00:29.2
This is [a] StoryFire exclusive, ladies and gentlemen!
00:29.3
00:31.5
KIM! [gasp] I literally just ate!
00:34.3
00:35.9
MICHAEL: Oh, my God, you guys!
00:36.8
00:37.8
Kimberly is- [vomiting sound]
00:37.9
00:39.2
Oh, my God!
00:39.7
00:40.6
KIMBERLY: I can't stop!
00:42.7
00:43.4
MICHAEL: Oh, my God!
00:44.3
00:45.5
Oh, my God!
00:50.0
00:51.0
Oh, my God!
00:51.1
00:51.5
Alright, Kim.
00:51.6
00:52.4
[vomiting sound]
00:52.8
00:56.9
I just need you to watch this so you can learn if you get a dog that does this.
00:57.0
00:58.7
BRIDGETTE: Yeah! Michael's teaching you something!
00:58.8
01:00.1
KIMBERLY: I have a dog that doesn't do this.
01:00.2
01:01.6
MICHAEL: Guys, look at this thing!
01:01.7
01:02.8
It's... [inaudible]
01:06.5
01:08.0
KIMBERLY: That's f*cking nasty!
01:08.3
01:08.4
MICHAEL: Oh, my Go- [face of astonishment]
01:08.8
01:09.7
MICHAEL: Oh, my Go- [face of astonishment]
01:10.5
01:11.7
Oh, my God!
01:12.1
01:14.7
KIMBERLY: I literally just stood there and puked in my mouth.
01:15.0
01:15.1
BRIDGETTE: Oh, my gosh!
01:15.2
01:15.5
MICHAEL: Guys!
01:15.6
01:16.4
BRIDGETTE: Oh, my gosh!
01:16.5
01:17.8
This is not gonna be easy.
01:17.9
01:19.6
BRIDGETTE: You have to pick it up with your hands.
01:21.1
01:22.1
You're wearing gloves, yeah.
01:22.3
01:23.6
MICHAEL: Now, Kimberly, for the record,
01:24.7
01:26.0
I'm not using any paper towel.
01:27.0
01:28.6
KIMBERLY: Oh, my God!
01:28.7
01:30.2
MICHAEL: I'm going hands-first here, OK?
01:30.3
01:31.4
KIMBERLY: Dude, no! Why?
01:31.5
01:31.8
MICHAEL: Alright, you ready?
01:32.2
01:32.7
MICHAEL: Alright, you ready?
01:33.4
01:34.8
BRIDGETTE: Watch it, Kim! Watch it!
01:34.9
01:35.4
MICHAEL: You ready?
01:40.2
01:41.2
[screaming]
01:43.2
01:44.3
KIMBERLY: Motherf*ckers!
01:45.3
01:46.8
BRIDGETTE: Eww!
01:49.0
01:49.2
MICHAEL: She just-
01:49.3
01:49.8
KIMBERLY: I hate you!
01:49.9
01:51.2
MICHAEL: ...puked on the floor!
01:51.3
01:52.4
BRIDGETTE: Eww!
01:54.3
01:55.4
KIMBERLY: Motherf*ck-
01:58.4
01:58.8
KIMBERLY: Nasty!
01:58.9
02:00.6
MICHAEL: What the h*ll is this?
02:00.8
02:02.6
BRIDGETTE: I don't know! It's throw-up!
02:05.5
02:07.2
MICHAEL: Kimberly's gotta clean up her own throw-up.
02:07.7
02:10.6
BRIDGETTE: Isn't it kinda gross this throw-up is in an Arby's bag?
02:12.1
02:13.6
MICHAEL: How fitting. [sigh]
02:14.9
02:15.4
KIMBERLY: Huh?
02:15.5
02:16.5
MICHAEL: I did what I could, Bridgette.
02:17.2
02:18.6
The rest is up to God. [sigh]
02:19.2
02:20.3
KIMBERLY: I need paper towels.
02:20.4
02:21.2
MICHAEL: Kim, throw this away.
02:21.6
02:22.1
KIMBERLY: F*ck.
02:24.8
02:25.3
MICHAEL: Guys,
02:25.9
02:28.4
this is a short, little StoryFire-exclusive.
02:28.9
02:31.2
Kimberly can't handle a little dog vomit.
02:31.7
02:34.1
KIMBERLY: I can't handle someone playing with it.
02:35.0
02:35.4
MICHAEL: Ugh!
02:36.5
02:38.5
KIMBERLY: Dude, now I gotta clean up my own vomit.
02:38.8
02:39.5
MICHAEL: Yeah...
02:39.9
02:40.8
KIMBERLY: Dude, I swear to God if-
02:41.3
02:42.4
[screaming]
02:42.8
02:45.0
[screaming]
02:45.8
02:46.4
[screaming]
02:46.5
02:47.4
MICHAEL: Oh, my God! Kim!
02:47.8
02:48.9
KIMBERLY: Bella's got it!
02:49.0
02:49.8
MICHAEL: Kim, it's on your shoulder.
02:50.3
02:50.5
KIMBERLY: Nah uh.
02:50.6
02:51.0
MICHAEL: Other one.
02:55.5
02:56.5
MICHAEL: Oh, look!
02:56.6
02:58.1
BRIDGETTE: Oh!
02:58.3
03:00.5
[moaning/fake crying]
03:00.7
03:01.2
MICHAEL: Oh!
03:01.3
03:02.3
[moaning/fake crying]
03:02.7
03:03.2
[moaning/fake crying]
03:03.3
03:05.9
Guys, subscribe to StoryFire for more exclusive videos.
03:06.1
03:07.7
BRIDGETTE: I'm gonna unsubscribe from you, actually.
03:07.8
03:09.4
KIMBERLY: I'm gonna unsubscribe from him, too.
03:09.7
03:10.3
BRIDGETTE: This is gross.
03:10.4
03:11.0
MICHAEL: I don't care.
03:11.1
03:12.2
BRIDGETTE: I don't- I don't, uh...
03:12.5
03:12.9
MICHAEL: Worth it.
03:13.0
03:17.9
Guys! I'm gonna smush up this Twinkie, and make Kimberly think that I'm eating dog puke.
03:18.5
03:20.2
BRIDGETTE: [chuckling] Oh, my God.
03:20.8
03:22.3
This is so nasty.
03:22.4
03:23.4
MICHAEL: I think she's gonna buy it.
03:23.9
03:24.9
Just gonna throw it away.
03:25.0
03:25.4
Oh, woah, woah-
03:25.5
03:26.4
KIMBERLY: No! No!
03:26.5
03:27.5
MICHAEL: OK! Look at that!
03:28.8
03:29.8
Hold on, Kim.
03:31.2
03:32.0
Look at this!
03:32.4
03:32.8
KIMBERLY: No!
03:33.0
03:33.2
[chuckling]
03:34.4
03:34.7
MICHAEL: Kim.
03:35.1
03:36.2
Here's the thing, OK?
03:36.3
03:36.6
KIMBERLY: Dude!
03:37.6
03:38.1
MICHAEL: Smell it!
03:39.5
03:41.0
It might not taste that bad!
03:42.0
03:42.8
KIMBERLY: You're not! You're-
03:45.1
03:45.9
[chuckling]
03:46.1
03:47.4
MICHAEL: Oh, my God!
03:47.6
03:47.9
[chuckling]
03:48.0
03:49.9
Oh, my God! I'm eating dog puke!
03:50.0
03:50.9
[chuckling]
03:52.8
03:53.4
Kim! Look at me!
03:56.4
03:57.6
Kim! Why won't you talk to me?
03:58.0
03:59.3
Oh, my God!
04:00.8
04:01.9
BRIDGETTE: Dude. I'm done with this.
04:02.2
04:03.5
I want this sh*t cleaned up.
04:04.6
04:06.0
MICHAEL: I'm having a little bit of fun!
04:06.1
04:07.9
BRIDGETTE: This is SO disgusting!
04:08.6
04:13.0
KIMBERLY: This is the most disgusting thing I've ever been a part of in my entire life.
04:13.3
04:14.4
MICHAEL: And my work here is done.
04:14.6
04:15.4
KIMBERLY: Despicable.
04:16.1
04:16.5
[chuckling]
