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00:02.6
I'm trying to call 'Pritstick' Patel to explain herself.
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00:04.8
She is in Anne Summers buying a large union jack dildo and says she'll call back.
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00:07.8
Kuenssberg reports Dinghies approaching on rivers.
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00:12.7
She says about seventy dinghies today, each with about twenty refugees aboard.
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00:16.0
Also there are a smaller amount of dingies aproaching from the East river.
00:17.5
00:20.9
That is a large number of dinghies. Is that to cover up our corruption?
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00:25.8
Prime Minister
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00:37.4
They were not allowed to pass through our blockade, they snuck in behind a French fishing vessel
00:52.1
00:54.1
Those f**king woke French.
00:54.2
01:02.8
Gove, Sunak, Javid, and anyone not involved in corruption stay here, the rest of you wait outside for a sexy party.
01:11.2
01:14.8
Pritstick 'Dildo Queen' Patel
01:14.9
01:18.5
f**king Patel gave them £360m a week to keep the immigrants away.
01:18.6
01:22.9
And now she's in the shit she f**ks off shopping again.
01:24.5
01:27.2
When I see her I'm going to shove that patriotic dildo up her useless arse.
01:28.3
01:31.0
I should have listened to Frost and bombed France
01:31.4
01:34.0
At least 1400 refugees. The Daily Heil hate us enough as it is.
01:34.1
01:40.2
We can't spot a few f**king dinghies stuck to a French fishing vessel.
01:40.3
01:42.7
We could send them to the north
01:42.8
01:45.8
Gove, this is no time to talk about levelling up you sick freak.
01:45.9
01:48.6
Do we care about the ****ing north?
01:48.7
01:51.3
I am in trouble, Our lies and corruption is being uncovered each day
01:51.4
01:55.2
F**k the French and F**k the immigrants
01:55.3
01:59.3
I didn't laugh and joke about piles of dead bodies to have more foreign replacements
01:59.4
02:04.2
Our voters will take anything if you f**k a flag in front of them
02:04.3
02:07.7
They voted for the ruination of their own country
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02:11.1
They go without food or petrol
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02:16.3
They put up with us lot to have less foreginers making their food or saving their lives
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02:22.0
They could have had happy and fair lives under Jeremy Corbyn
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02:33.8
They don't mind suffering me if they see other people suffering more and dying.
02:33.9
02:38.7
The dildo queen is f**king me
02:38.8
02:45.4
She is more of a tory than any of you
02:45.5
02:48.4
She f**ks her country and she f**ks me
02:48.5
02:53.3
She probably never paid the french and instead built a dungeon to f**k the refugees in too
02:53.4
02:58.7
She's not in Anne Summers, she's there now making them wish they never came
02:58.8
03:02.6
Just how she infiltrated the conservative party to f**k us and take over, like I did
03:02.7
03:07.5
Don't worry Liz Truss, you're her favourite she will be gentle with you
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03:18.3
Once she's finished with them they probably go back to france just to come back again
03:18.4
03:23.2
Nigel Farage gets a stiffy about a dinghy and I look like a twat
03:23.3
03:28.1
it's not fair
03:30.4
03:33.8
Sunak, take your hands away from your pants. You're in on this too. You're probably a Remoaner spy
03:38.8
03:45.1
We have to blame the EU, prepare the brexit bus
03:45.2
03:50.0
Say they sent us 350m migrants a week so a few thousand is a great improvement, a brexit benefit
03:50.1
03:54.9
We fucking need to find one from somewhere
