Mein Fuhrer, they’re saying in Berlin that guys with names like D-Money, Smoothie and Shifty are impregnating young white girls.

Who’s saying this? What are these guys with the names even doing in Berlin?

Mein Fuhrer, they’re saying the guys with the names are selling heroin here.

Let me make sure that I understand you. Guys with ridiculous names are supposedly selling opiates in the heart of the Reich?

This sounds like made up story to me. What spies have been spreading these rumors, I wonder. Where is this coming from?

Mein Fuhrer…

they’re saying…

Mein Fuhrer, they’re saying it is Lepage of Maine.

Everyone here who likes coffee brandy, leave now.

Maine? Where the hell is this Maine? Isn’t it that backwater resource colony that’s ridiculous and cold?

As for Lepage, everyone is saying the man is an idiot! Besides these guys with the names he has made all sorts of other absurd statements, like it’s ok if women grow little beards.

Don't worry, he doesn't know about your little beard.

What kind of idiot thinks like that? Is the man a deviant?

Yes, Mein Fuhrer, apparently he is.

Why does he say ANYTHING about Berlin?

Perhaps he is jealous of you, Mein Fuhrer.

He isn't worthy to be jealous of me!

He said it was good for kids to go hungry so they will work harder. Has he no respect for the people?

He is so low-minded that the man is actually an art thief. He stole a historical mural that belonged to his own people – unbelievable.

He seems to get away with anything as long as he does the bidding of his corporate masters from ALEC,

including nepotism with the result that his staff are such a bunch of ninnies they don’t even know how a veto works.

Also, the man is unbelievably crude. He tells the press to tell people he doesn’t like that they can “kiss my butt”

and he also said another politician in Maine gives it to his constituents “without Vaseline”.

He is an inconsistent buffoon!

He says all sorts of bad things about immigrants, but he himself was a draft dodger in Canada for years.

They are saying he abandoned a family there. What a big man!

He refuses to take federal funds for health care even though Maine is full of elderly white people who need a lot of prescriptions! That they could get much cheaper in Canada anyway!

He doesn't know about your prescription, either.

The man is incompetent even to run a state! Even a backwards, unimportant one.

Mein Fuhrer, we just found out that the guys with the names are supposedly impregnating young white girls in Berlin, Maine.

So, what do I care? No guys with idiotic names that sound like Meyer Lansky’s Miami mob would dare come to MY Berlin.

So this Lepage has said a few racist things and gotten a lot of press.

He is like a dog with its tail between its legs when it comes to dealing with his legislature. When I told the Reichstag ministers to jump all they said was “How high, Mein Fuhrer?”

But Lepage’s legislature is impeaching him!! The man has no control over anything.

He is a weak leader, really nothing more than a bad actor.

I can’t concern myself any more with his absurd statements.