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PR-RP is closed for a while.
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So, I was told about Complex RP
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Heavy RP they said!
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So, I fill out an application.
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Application accepted, turns out to be a stolen script!
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Stolen script, still full of bugs!
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Including their staff team!
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00:47.7
They said they're cracking down on DM
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I check the forums, Tooka's faction is official!
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With gun rights!
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All sorts of guns!
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Which they get to DISTRIBUTE!
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Admins still crack down on DM!
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By giving gun licenses for IRL cash!
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Without denial!
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And normal players spend hours to make an app which gets denied!
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Cops arrest criminals? 1hr playing and I saw 6 cop corpses!
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And look at their factions!
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All black street /thugz/!
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But I am a decent man.
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I made my own faction.
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01:49.4
Organized crime group to be exact.
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They gave me a free biz!
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Which disappears next day!
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Along with interior mapping.
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So, I PM Snowflake to help me out.
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He ignores my /pm--
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Instead, announces useless stuff in /o
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Goes on for three days!
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I wait for him, I wait.
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And he says he was fixing the forums because people can't even PM others
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Forums that bad?
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Yeah, auto-login is fucked too!
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02:39.8
Took him 3 days to fix PMs!
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At least he fixed them.
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And another day to change homepage looks.
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So, what about the playerbase again?
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They're all SARP outcasts!
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Because they RPed too bad for SARP--
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C-RP still boasts about their playerbase!
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Which rises at night when kids are alone!
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They say, haters be haters, about people who stay and explain whats wrong.
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That server! My stomach still hurts from laughter and disgust!