00:00.0
00:03.6
Gathered staff of the spar
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00:06.7
with sams depture we are now totally short staffed...
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00:11.6
we are now having to pull in units from the unholy deli
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00:16.5
pretty soon there will be no-one to work any late shifts
00:17.6
00:21.4
Dont worry I saw Paul had interviews planned, backup will soon arrive...
00:23.8
00:28.3
Mein Fuhrer...Paul...
00:29.9
00:35.7
Paul didnt get any new hires, he said they were all too stupid...
00:51.9
00:58.8
Any bastard here who cant, or wont work a late shift...get out
01:13.0
01:14.7
You've got to be kidding???
01:14.8
01:19.6
Not one of them passed the fucking test?!?
01:19.7
01:23.2
Did Paul go to Knowsley Safari park with a fucking net?!?!
01:24.3
01:27.4
Absolute bag heads...
01:29.1
01:30.6
This is not over you hear?!
01:31.4
01:33.5
This Spar is run like the fucking SS!!
01:34.2
01:40.0
All were going to have left is cave on the door, endlessly going on and on about shite!!!
01:40.3
01:42.8
Mein Fuhrer he provides a valuble service!
01:43.2
01:46.3
ABSOLUTE BULLSHIT!! We could replace him with a garden gnome!!
01:46.4
01:48.4
But sir, his stories are interesting and uplifting!
01:48.5
01:52.2
You think I give a flying fuck about that?!
01:52.3
01:54.8
ITS ALL PROBABLY BULLSHIT!!
01:55.5
02:03.3
Get me someone who can work lates, and ill put those baskets out myself bollock naked!
02:03.4
02:08.2
All I want is a shift without 8 trollies of stuff to be worked!
02:08.3
02:13.1
Im losing my head more and more!!!
02:13.2
02:17.1
God I wish this place would just burn down..
02:17.2
02:22.0
Give me the reigns I can hire right out of Blair House, just like Stalin!!!
02:27.1
02:36.6
Me and the boys...constantly...working 3 man shifts...without a single word of praise!
02:40.8
02:42.0
Fucks sake...
02:42.4
02:47.6
Not one of those stupid interviewee's passed muster?!?
02:47.7
02:52.5
They must have mash potato in their fucking brains if they cant even work till 1!!
02:53.4
02:57.4
Oh mark my words they'll pay...
02:57.5
02:59.3
This place will sink into the sea!!
02:59.4
03:03.0
Before Paul has me doing Saturday lates!!!
03:04.3
03:07.9
Dont worry. Morning staff are safe as can be.
03:08.0
03:38.9
..................
03:40.0
03:48.4
But if you think, im covering those damned shifts...id sooner nuke this place...
03:53.0
03:53.8
Goddamn Roe Lane...
