[RHYANNA] You’re nothing

You’re nothing

You see I’m the one with the ring

You’re nothing

You’re nothing

I'll win the employee of the month

I’ll get my Jeff back and when I’m done

I’ll have you fired so yeah

[NANCY] I’m nothing

You tell me that I’m nothing (you’re nothing)

And I feel it because you have the ring

[RHYANNA] Bling bling

[NANCY] I’m nothing

Like a piece of celery in a dip and covered in hummus (you’re nothing)

[JOSH] I’m nothing

[NANCY] I feel like nothing (I’m nothing)

I’m just a bit of celery that no one wants to eat (I’m nothing)

On a crudité plate when everyone’s finished the carrots, there’s no more carrots or peppers left

[ALL] I’m nothing (you make me feel like nothing)

[RHYANNA] You’re nothing

You don’t even have the ring

You ain’t that thing

I know you think you’re doing something right now

[NANCY] I was just mopping

[RHYANNA] I know that you think you are the insert bad word here

I know you think that you’re that girl on the aisle always cleaning up the puke

[NANCY] Yeah, I’m proud of that

[RHYANNA] I’ll tell you something for free

It ain’t a kid that puked there

It was me