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We have begun work on the new master system. It will replace all the software that employees in the location I am pointing at here currently use.
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00:16.0
The software stack will be Lotus Notes running in a private cloud at a 3rd party vendor's data center, with MSSQL providing 40 trillion transactions per nanosecond.
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00:23.0
That's Gucci as fuck. What about the existing system which must be digitized?
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00:25.9
Sir...
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00:28.9
...the system...
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00:36.8
The system is already digital, Sir. We're just bringing sand to the beach with this whole project.
00:52.7
00:59.4
Anyone who saw this project as a complete fucking goat rodeo from the start, leave now.
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01:18.2
This was supposed to be my crowning technological achievement! I was going to rescue this company from its own lack of digitalness!!
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01:23.1
I was told it could be digitized in mere months! And we'd all look like geniuses!
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01:31.0
Now you tell me it's already fucking digital!? ... ... How could this be!?
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01:40.3
How do you spell it? Like "S" "S"!? Digitissation!? Anyway, you will double-down on the effort and make it even MORE digital!!
01:40.4
01:42.7
Sir, we can't make the 1's and 0's be MORE 1's and 0's.
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01:46.2
You will make it the MOST digital and you will like it!!
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01:48.7
Sir, we tried but we just can't find the files.
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02:03.3
You can't find the files??? Have you checked the filing cabinets!? That's where all my files are! What's all this business about soap?? We've been watering down the soap in the bathrooms in order to pinch pennies for months. Did we wash the files away!?
02:04.2
02:10.7
Ya how could nobody have noticed this!? We are the most thorough and accurate business-persons around!!
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02:16.3
How can the undigital files that must be digitized already be digitized!?!
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02:21.6
I have not seen such an uncoordinated effort related to businessing since Stalin!
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02:36.2
If we cannot hang our hats on digitization, what can we do? A modern business must be digital and strong like Donkey Kong!
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02:48.1
Donkey Kong...even HE had the sense to be digital from the start!
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03:02.5
A monkey, a barrel-throwing monkey! He has outsmarted us at businessing! If only we had called a pair of plumbers...instead of consultants, who just say "Yes" to every silly little request, until our software is full of "bloat"!
03:05.0
03:07.4
It's ok Ana...I put ketamine in his coffee
03:14.0
03:18.9
How could our entire objective be based on such outright bullshit?
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03:27.1
"Digitize it," they said. "I'll be fun," they said. I've already used my first two envelopes.
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03:34.2
Get me the third one.
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03:48.4
No, wait. Email me the envelope. Then it will be digital, right?
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03:57.4
Fuck this gay earth.