We'll meet at 11 sharp at London Bridge Station

Starting with a brisk walk to Enid street, we'll visit Cloudwater

We'll then move two doors down to Brew By Numbers

Then after that we'll hit Kernel and Moor Beer

You have missed a place at the end of the mile

My Fuhrer

Fourpure...

Fourpure has been bought by Macro giants and is no longer part of the mile. Fourpure will not be visited.

Anybody who didn't start their beer journey with juicebox, deucebox or their crispy pils leave the room

That is one too many. First we lost Camden town, which wasn't too much of a loss.

Then Beavertown, with some of the best NEIPAs in the country.

What is the point anymore?

Stand at Anspach and Hobday sipping average bitters?

I'd rather sit at home drinking euro lagers

Instead we'll have to stop at bumble fucking bee hiver

Who make one beer with bee juice in it. That's not a brewery.

My fuhrer Hiver have now extended their range to three beers

Three beers?! You think that is an excuse for a taproom?

My fuhrer the quality exceeds the quantity

Have you drank any of their beer you idiot?

It's all the same