The Tru brand team has changed the breakfast standards.

Gone are the waffle makers, donuts, and hot syrups.

We must add pancake machines and still keep the powdered sugar and sprinkles, or we lose 251 points and instantly fail a QA.

That was all optional.

My furher.

Standards

Standards have changed and this is mandatory. Waffles are not standard anymore.

The following stay here: Keitel, Yodl, Krebs, and Burgdorf.

That was fucking optional!

The pancakes were fucking optional!

How dare they suddenly changes their minds!

Is this what it has come to?

They lied back in June. They lied back in June about the toast!

Pancakes are so much more expensive than waffles.

My furher they told me we save on the waffle cups...

The cups are barely 4 cents each!

My furher, think of the reduced waste.

I don't care about the waste. These idiots at brand have no sense of honor!

They call themselves brand management because they spent all those years at graduate school where they only learned how to use knife and fork.

For years brand has obstructed me. They continually made incompetant decision one after the other.

I should have had...

branded with Starwood and built an Aloft, like Stalin did.

I guess we can just fail the QA.

Yet still have the best SALT scores in the brand.

Morons.

And all this corpraganda on the lobby about being pet friendly and increasing salt scores.

Yet they're going to fail us on QA just because we do not drink their corporate kool-aid.

They just cannot admit that all those lysol wipes were the most idiotic decision made.

They are obsessed with those wipes!

Gerda no showed to work, 20 more rooms.

We kept breakfast during the entire pandemic.

Waffles give our guests so much joy and pleasure.

It's over.

The war is lost.

But if you think this means that I will add the same shitty pancake machine used at my Holiday Inn Express, you're wrong, I'd rather shoot a bullet through my head.

Do what you want.