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00:07.4
The Weaver Stockpile Area is now full and we must look to deposit spoil into identified areas around Berlin
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00:12.0
Our Civils Contractors tell us that this work was never part of their scope of supply
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00:16.4
and that Parking is not great in Berlin at this time of year anyway
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00:21.2
I though this was all sorted and that the fairies were going to take it
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00:28.3
Supervisors
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00:34.2
Supervisors say fairies do not exist
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00:36.7
and that you are mad
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00:58.2
Anyone who does not believe in fairies please leave the room now
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01:18.8
It was all sorted. The fairies were going to sprinkle the arisings with fairy dust and make it all disapear
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01:25.7
When I worked on the Channel Tunnel I went to bed at night with my teddy bear,
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01:28.7
I had nice dreams
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01:30.6
In the morning it was all built
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01:34.2
and they left me a bar of Diary Milk
01:35.1
01:40.4
Why is Project Summer so complicated. I even gave it a nice happy sounding name
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01:42.4
My Fuhrer, we can use the purple goblins
01:42.9
01:46.0
The purple goblins say Father Chritsmas does not exist
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01:48.2
My Fuhrer the goblins are keen
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01:51.4
I wouldn't trust those little bastards to cart away these pencils
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01:54.0
They also smell
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01:59.9
The purple goblins do not have all the accreditation allowed to handle the waste material
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02:03.4
and simply providing a note from their Mum is not sufficient
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02:08.3
We need to re-think our procedures and have a clear idea of where we are going.
02:08.9
02:13.2
I want our new and two dimensional planner, Yogi Bear, to start from scratch
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02:16.3
and not against a tree
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02:21.7
Things should magically happen the second I click my fat little fingers
02:27.0
02:33.3
I used to be Tarzan and I would roam majestically through the dense jungle beating my chest.
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02:36.7
I was king of the jungle
02:42.6
02:47.7
How are we we going to finish this Project without the little magic people
02:48.2
02:53.2
Project Summer is more like Project Bleak sodding Mid Winter
02:53.7
02:55.8
Next you will tell me there is no tooth fairy
02:55.9
02:59.7
Are you telling me that? Are you?
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03:02.7
Are you telling them out there as well?
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03:06.9
Don't worry the tooth fairy does exist
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03:16.8
We need a generate new Waste Management Plan
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03:26.0
Has somebody just farted, silent yet deadly... I can smell it
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03:33.0
Yes it is you
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03:48.7
Are you aware of the environmental impact you are inflicting on this project. The HSE will have a field day.
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03:56.0
Leave me to die