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The other day in HR 1185
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Look at that, two dozens of CMDRs, all in small ships
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Sidewinders, Adders, Eagles.. All orbiting me with FAOff and Heatsinks
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Usually a bad thing for me, guess what I did?
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I just went ahead and deployed four swarms
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Four Swarms!
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FOUR SWARMS!
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Humans didn't last ONE second against that
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Four swarms!
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They had one guy flying straight, swarm chasing him. So they could flak my swarms
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That worked for a while, but then something else came along that totally fucked with them
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Instancing! My swarms and me just became invisible to some of them
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They got completely fucked up and didn't even see it coming
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Four swarms!
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More adders spawned in and got missiles right away
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They dropped shields and exerted me and i put the shields right back up
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Awesome instance
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that was a blast
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Eagles blowing up everywhere
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Seriously though, eventually they got a heart and things went to normal for a while
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Let's deploy another four swarms
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Four swarms..
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Rubberbanding all over the place too
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Flak getting close *ZAP* 2 km away
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Four Swarms!
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best part tho
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The best part
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half of them didn't even get a bond when i finally blew up
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A long fight, rebuy and supercruise trip, payout is zero
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02:28.7
better go back to robigo instead
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that sightseeing shit?
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yeah the passenger crap
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AXI sais they hunt bugs dude
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nobody said it wasn't software bugs
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There's also this heat bug around
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Heat bug? what does it do?
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Heat Damage is multiplied for every cmdr in there
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good luck with 4 gauss cannons
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they literally cook their modules to death
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it is glorious dude
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good luck against four swarms without flak
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But as FDev tends to say, working as intended right?
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Maybe they should exert the devs instead of my hearts
