Prime Minister Trudeau, it appears the truckers have had enough.

They have blockaded downtown Ottawa, and shut down multiple border crossings.

Parliament Hill is under continous honk attacks and elite dance brigades are forming on every block.

Tell the CBC to call them all racists and insurrections.

Sir, our lying, gaslighting, and propaganda attempts aren't working anymore. They stopped listening after the masks, lockdowns, and vaccines failed.

Everybody but Ford, Watson, Sloly, and Morawetz step out and get a soy latte.

A fucking freedom trucker convoy are you kidding me?

This isn't supposed to happen! I thought you guys were pros.

The plan was simple. Keep pumping the fear and forcing the vaccines until we get the vax passport.

Then we parlay that into an all encompasing social credit app.

It was going to be glorious, how did we fuck this up?

Sir, They could easily disprove the Covid lies.

Gaslight them harder, use the CBC.

Sir, they're complete retards.

No shit, but its the best we got. Go out there and lie right to their face. Make up the most ridiculous shit imaginable, get creative.

Don't just use all the old pejoratives, make up some new shit. Accuse them of stealing food from from the homeless.

Call them terrorists, call them insurrectionists, make up some shit about violence and vandilism.

We gotta shut this down or we're fucked. Get out there and steal their gas, seize their money.

Klaus Schwab always said I should be more like Stalin.

I can't stand all this freedom and human rights shit. It's time for the Great Reset and for us to build back better.

Democracy and freedom are bullshit. Technocratic totalitarianism is all the new rage.

Klaus said it was gonna be awesome and easy to pull off.

Well how's it fucking going now Klaus? I got freedom raves on every block and a constant drone of honking.

They're even honking in my dreams.

It's ok, on Reddit they said we're winning.

Oh who the fuck are we kidding? This shit was never gonna work.

I can't believe I said I got covid. I look like the biggest clown in all of Canada.

An absolute faggot.

And now everyone knows about my true father Castro. I obviously look like him and follow in his totalitarian footsteps.

We're totally fucked.