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Beacuse you're a huge ELO fan we got you a backstage pass to meet the band after the show
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They are playing right here in Berlin. The concert starts at 9pm
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We'll leave at 4pm to avoid heavy traffic and be in good time for the show. We'll get front row seats and gets drinks in beforehand.
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I'll make sure every one of the Magnificent Seven signs my Out of the Blue LP
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Mein Fuhrer... the Magnificent Seven...
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...no longer perform together
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They haven't played together for 44 years.
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Anyone who never saw ELO live in the Seventies please leave the room
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Why didn't one of you bastards tell me!!
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01:20.9
Who knew this and witheld this information from me??
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If you had told me 44 f**king years ago I wouldn't be this pissed off!!!
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01:29.8
Why didn't you tell me this in fu*king 1978??
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But no you had to tell me now over 4 decades later
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01:35.4
It's just like all the other legendary rock lineups
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01:39.5
You buy the posters and the badges. Then they f**king break up!!
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01:42.5
Sir, there are strings in the new band and they are sounding better than ever.
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I demand genuine Seventies out of tune strings complete with irrational and meandering solos
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Mein Fuhrer, the live shows are now as good as the records
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01:53.0
I don't give a f**k about new technology. Nothing can replace the old sound.
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01:56.2
Have you not heard Concerto for a Rainy Day? That is a work of pure genius.
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When I saw the Wild West Hero video the Magnificnet Seven were all wearing cowboy outfits. It was a f*cking work of art!
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Tightrope and Shangri-La are absolute perfection
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The cellos make 10538 Overture an absolute masterpeice
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The Magnificent Seven were gods. Nothing can beat the good old days
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Rock music as we know it would be nothing without the ELO classic sound.
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02:37.2
These are not my opinions - they are the facts
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02:48.2
Queen are sh*t compared to them.
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02:53.1
Bohemian Raphsody is a nursery rhyme compared to Mr Blue Sky
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02:56.9
Even The Battle of Marston Moor is superior.
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02:58.7
The Eighties were a disgrace.
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The record company removed Hello My Old Friend from Secret Messages. Who's f**king idea was that?
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Now, now. We did get Stranger on the album.
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03:16.6
Why was Julie Don't Live Here left off Time?
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That should have been yet another double album
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But the ultimate humiliation came when...
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...the band supported that Scottish clown with a voice like a rusty chainsaw.
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The record company has so much to answer for.