00:00.5
00:02.3
So, we come back to school this year with a new plan
00:02.4
00:06.5
We are going to make sure everything is online
00:06.6
00:15.6
Assignments, course materials and presentations... pretty much everything will be done through online software
00:15.7
00:20.1
OK, so we'll all get our Google Classrooms looking nice and organised
00:22.6
00:24.9
Mein Furher
00:27.8
00:31.5
Google classroom is not allowed this year
00:31.6
00:36.4
We're moving exclusively to Schoology
00:49.8
00:56.0
Everyone knows... schoology's slow, ugly, unwieldy and shit
01:08.7
01:14.5
You have to be fucking kidding me! Someone is pulling my fucking leg!
01:14.6
01:19.9
I spent the last 6 months mastering Google Classroom
01:20.0
01:24.8
It's like a kick in the balls
01:24.9
01:29.7
A giant kick in the balls. A kick in the balls is what this is!
01:29.8
01:35.6
I spent hours training to become a Google Educator and now you throw this in my face!
01:35.7
01:37.9
Mein Fuhrer, the certificate you earned still has value
01:38.0
01:41.2
Schoology just took a fat shit all over that certificate!
01:41.3
01:43.6
Mein Fuhrer, we still use Google for many things
01:43.7
01:47.3
Don't start with that shit. It's over!
01:47.4
01:49.2
It's all over!
01:49.3
01:58.4
I'm going to be clciking through a user interface that looks like it was designed on windows 95 for the rest of the year!
01:58.5
02:02.5
Thinking.. how many clicks does it take to get something done around here!
02:02.6
02:10.9
Thinking.. what mephistophelean coder sits in his basment designing a god forsaken platfrom like this?
02:11.0
02:16.1
Having to make a workaround for every problem schoology creates
02:20.7
02:29.8
I just want a little bit... a little bit, just a little bit of professional respect to use what works for me
02:34.0
02:40.5
I can see it now, the sync grades button taking the absolute and utter piss out of me
02:40.6
02:45.4
And not to mention that everything you click opens in a shitty schoology window
02:45.5
02:51.9
It's a terrible interface... it's ugly, it offends my sense of what is right
02:52.0
02:56.8
It feeds off my suffering, my blood!
02:56.9
03:01.7
It's OK, we can just use it to post links
03:05.8
03:08.8
This is an unwelcome addition to my workload
03:08.9
03:18.1
Most unwelcome and foreboding. Maybe this is what will push me out of the profession.
03:22.1
03:26.9
It doesn't even work on most browsers
03:30.1
03:39.0
I swear if anyone asks me about this in a meeting or survey, I am going to go apeshit
03:43.1
03:50.0
leave me with my pain :(