The enemy's moat defences appear to be impenetrable, sir

Rahm went and pledged his fealty to the PGA Tour

And Rory's long been on the record about not wanting our money

It is looking unlikely we'll get all of the top 20

Fine, have someone take Phil off the leash

Bro...

Phil...

Phil's already said some shit.

He called us scary MFers

I want anyone who didn't stan for Greg or Phil and has never uttered the words "grow the game" to leave.

I READ THE FUCKING INTERVIEW

AND THE GOD DAMN EXCERPT

WHO THE HELL TOLD HIM TO USE 20 BILLION?

HE THINKS OUR ONLY VALUE IS TO LEVERAGE MONAHAN

SOMEBODY CALL KPMG

AND GET THOSE HACKED EMAILS TO BILLY WALTERS'S GHOSTWRITER

AT LEAST WE STILL HAVE BRYSON AND DJ SINCE THOSE TWO BOZOS STILL CAN'T FIND THIER ASSES WITH THEIR OWN HANDS

Bad news on that front I'm afraid

DONT FUCKING TELL ME THEY'RE OUT TOO, THEY CASHED THE FIRST CHECK

The best Greg's done is Kokrak

I TOLD YOU, I DON'T KNOW WHO THAT IS

I NEED YOU ALL IN

PHIL CALLS SHIPNUCK BECAUSE HE'S UPSET HE CAN'T MINT HIS OWN NFTs, WELL HOW'S IT GOING FOR THOSE LINKSDAO GUYS

WE NEVER SHOULD HAVE MENTIONED MEDIA RIGHTS

AND WHAT'S UP WITH CHARLEY HOFFMAN, I TOLD YOU SPECIFICALLY WE DON'T WANT HIM

GREG NORMAN HAS BEEN AS USEFUL AS A THREE LEGGED HORSE. WAYNE PLAYER WOULD HAVE BEEN A BETTER CHOICE

OR EVEN TODGER STRUNK

WE SHOULD HAVE LEFT A BONESAW IN THE LOCKER ROOM WHEN THEY WERE HERE LAST WEEK. SHOW THOSE PAMPERED FUCKS REAL LEVERAGE.

We should have known when Phil starting blocking everyone

And those pesky NLU kids and Laz starting thumping their chests

Now look at that Refuge thread

So many lawyers who just want to help, patiently explaining American anti-trust law to those idiots

Have they learned nothing from explaining copyright infringement on the Buck Club page?

Maybe we can take over some of their threads

We'll start with the duck races and then the year of the blade

Or start a new thread ranking the best Bandon courses

Calm down Kevin Na, it'll be ok

At least we dodged a bullet with Patrick Reed

Can you imagine Justine all up in our business?

UseSaudiFacts...

The wine budget alone

I'd rather spend my final days scrolling the silk road,

staring at feet and listening to pedants complain about the "rules".

#TeamRose4Life