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Sajid Javid has sent a letter.
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He states he's lost confidence in your leadership
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and says his integrity means he can no longer work beneath you
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and has decided that he must therefore resign.
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Go fetch Rishi, get him to talk some sense into this traitor.
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Prime Minister...
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Rishi Sunak has also resigned from the cabinet.
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His letter came through moments after Sajid's.
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If anyone else wants to resign...
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01:00.3
...please just get it over with.
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01:14.0
Is this a fucking joke?!
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01:17.8
I got fucking Brexit done!
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01:22.7
All I did was throw a couple parties and hire a sex pest!
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01:28.5
I won the best election since Thatcher,
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01:32.6
I think I've earned a party or two!
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01:34.3
Do these bastards have no respect?!
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01:36.5
Rishi was at my bloody party,
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01:38.1
and I knew I should have invited Saj
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but Matt shitting Hancock told me not to.
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01:43.3
Prime Minister, it wasn't just the parties that have done this...
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How was I supposed to know Pincher would get caught?
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01:49.1
Prime Minister, I think you should resign.
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01:52.4
What, so you can take my job, you traitor?
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01:54.3
You're fired!
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I'm just gonna ignore this and get on with the job
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and come 2024, I'll win an even larger landslide.
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Not you or Sajid or Rishi or Cummings or anyone can stop me!
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02:13.7
I'll become rich taking money from doners, just watch.
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02:17.5
And then I'll buy myself a comb!
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02:22.4
It's not like I've got any competition from Sir Keir 'Hindsight' Starmer!
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02:29.7
But how can I run a country with no ministers?
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02:32.7
I really thought I could survive this...
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02:37.6
I believed the public would believe all my lies
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Dems the breaks.
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02:45.5
Dems the fucking breaks!
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02:50.4
I've had enough of this fucking shit!
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02:55.3
I quit! I resign! I hope you're all fucking happy!
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Don't come crying to me when Rishi is the PM.
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That worm can't pick his own breakfast without me telling him to.
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Don't worry.
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They won't be worse than Boris.
