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Will the military please come up to the stand?
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hehe human rights violations
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So you’re the military of japan, correct?
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You’re being tried for mass homicide, violations of human rights, and insurrection.
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(giggling) Yup
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Your lawyer is here, right?
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Yes, I am his lawyer and I am not here against my will.
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First off, you are formed partially by Toseiha forces,
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which (in order to gain power)
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put down several attacks in 1931, 32, 35 and 36, all resulting in bloodshed.
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Then, there’s your incursion into Manchuria, with the questionable Mukden Incident
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inciting a full-on invasion of Manchuria.
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That was Fun
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Wait, so you admit that you took advantage of the bombing for your own purposes?
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Can you also confirm that to gain political power around the same time, you criminalized
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Korean citizens to distract the public from our failing economy to stabilize the government?
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(Gasps of terror)
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(Sickening Laughter)
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Is… Is that a yes?
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OBJECTION! The military did nothing wrong, they merely put down insurgents
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and sacrificed a small portion of the population to keep the wider peace-
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YOUR CLIENT MURDERED THOUSAND OF MANCHURIANS, SCAPEGOATED THE KOREANS,
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AND EXECUTED AN OPPOSING POLITICAL PARTY.
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It was for the glory of Japan.
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(Demonic laughter)
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Is this funny to you?
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I told you it was for the betterment of our nation-
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What can you even say for yourself?
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(possessed chuckle) I did it
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My client denies all allegations-
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Wait, hold on. Is the military saying they committed
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all of these atrocities for political power and no other reason?
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Darn right I did (mocking giggle)
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Shut up SHUT UP
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No women’s rights gawrsh
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It appears your client confessed
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You’ve got to be kidding me. Can we get a recess? I need to talk to my client.
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You get 5 minutes
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Get up you moron
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(bone-chilling laughter) I did it
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Listen, all that you did was justified and approved by the emperor.
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They have no case, Germany will overshadow all your crimes in a decade or two.
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(nightmare fuel giggle) I did it.
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We know you did it. WE ALL KNOW you did it but we can dodge punishment if-
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I’m corrupt (oh god help) I’m in the government
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Listen, unless we can put this whole ordeal behind us, the country is going to go to some strange places in about 80 years.
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I’ll do it again
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Do you WANT to go to the hague?
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Do you WANT to be a villain?
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No? NO? then plead innocent
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But I did it
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Everyone knows you did it, just lie about it.
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(What kind of merciful god would create this?)
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You need to get your act together, you created a country just to hide your crimes.
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Even the league of nations knows you did it.
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The LYTTON investigation proved it, but that doesn’t mean you need to be punished.
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(OH DEAR GOD HELP ME)
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Do it for the people
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hahah murder. Coup d'etats. The gods are on my side.
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IGNORE ALL THIS GIVE THESE PEOPLE NO CREDIT
