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00:03.3
What the FUCK is up, Kyle?! No, what did you say?
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00:06.6
What the FUCK dude? Step the FUCK up, Kyle!
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00:09.0
Now if she touches like this will you touch her like that?
00:09.1
00:12.7
Now if she moves like this will you move her like that? Come on!
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00:16.5
I thought you were bae... *scoff*
00:16.6
00:18.2
Turns out you're just fam.
00:18.7
00:19.5
*Disappointed hang 10*
00:19.6
00:23.6
My favorite screamo band is probably Big Time Rush...
00:25.5
00:27.9
Mom, I have something to tell you.
00:28.0
00:28.7
What is it, honey?
00:28.8
00:32.5
Mom, I got an Ａ－ＢＯＲ－ＴＩＯＮ
00:32.6
00:34.8
We all die, you either kill yourself or get killed.
00:34.9
00:38.8
*Drums* Whatchu gon' do? *Drums* Whatchu gon' do?
00:38.9
00:45.5
I want to see my little boy! (Here he comes!) I want to see my little boy!
00:45.6
00:47.8
Get to Del Taco! They got a new thing called
00:47.9
00:51.8
Fresha-*wheeze*-FREESHAVAHCADOO!
00:51.9
00:53.0
Hey yo cut the music, cut the music.
00:53.1
00:57.0
Somebody left a ice cube on the ground it melted and now my sock is wet
00:57.1
00:58.3
Who the fuck wanna-
00:58.4
01:00.2
When your dog eats the- (?)
01:00.3
01:02.5
Dick Cheney made money off the Iraq War.
01:02.6
01:04.4
𝔻𝕀ℂ𝕂 ℂℍ𝔼ℕ𝔼𝕐 𝕄𝔸𝔻𝔼 𝕄𝕆ℕ𝔼𝕐 𝕆𝔽𝔽 𝕋ℍ𝔼 𝕀ℝ𝔸ℚ 𝕎𝔸ℝ.
01:04.5
01:08.3
I love how people are telling me I'm like 2, 9 years old.
01:08.4
01:10.5
I'm eleven so shut the fuck up.
01:10.6
01:12.2
*Scoff* You can't sit with us.
01:12.3
01:14.4
Actually, Megan, I can't sit anywhere!
01:14.5
01:17.1
I have 🅷🅴🅼🅾🆁🆁🅷🅾🅸🅳🆂
01:17.2
01:18.1
Hey everybody today my brother pushed me
01:18.2
01:20.6
so I'm starting a kickstarter to put him down.
01:20.7
01:23.0
The benefits of killing him would be I would get pushed way less.
01:23.1
01:27.2
Let me hop out the *dun-dun* Porsche, I wanna hit that
01:27.3
01:29.0
Shut the *dun* up
01:32.2
01:35.8
Yeah! That was legitness! (Yeah it was, ha)
01:35.9
01:39.6
Woah! Hurricane Katrina?
01:39.7
01:42.2
More like Hurricane Tortilla!
01:42.3
01:43.2
Hey, I'm lesbian
01:43.3
01:45.4
I thought you were American
01:54.4
01:58.6
I wanna Church girl, that go to Church.
01:58.7
02:01.0
ＡＮＤ ＲＥＡＤ ＹＯＵＲ ＢＩＢＬＥ
02:01.1
02:03.7
[Childish Gambino - Sweatpants]
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02:06.3
[Remix of Sweatpants and Cantina Song]
02:06.4
02:07.7
Did you wash... the dishes?
02:07.8
02:10.5
I thought... you wanted... to do that.
02:10.6
02:12.8
*hmmhmmhmm* You were wRong!
02:12.9
02:19.3
[Jurassic Park theme song, but with "What are those" in place of the actual music]
02:19.4
02:25.9
All around me are familiar faces, worn out-
02:26.0
02:28.4
You drank all the fuckin milk, man!
02:28.8
02:31.7
Gimme my goddamn milk back! (Unintelligible)
02:31.8
02:35.4
If there are any spirits here tonight, tell me
02:35.5
02:38.4
does this sound like Shakira? (Perfect Shakira impression)
02:40.3
02:41.5
So no head?
02:45.0
02:46.8
I mean, 4 female ghostbusters?
02:46.9
02:48.5
The feminists are taking over!
02:48.6
02:50.2
Ｉ＇Ｍ ＡＮ ＡＤＵＬＴ ＶＩＲＧＩＮ
02:50.3
02:54.0
Excuse me, can I get a cup o' coffee? Black?
02:54.1
02:56.5
Can't you see we talkin'? White?
02:56.6
02:59.0
𝗛𝗢𝗪 𝗗𝗢 𝗬𝗢𝗨 𝗞𝗡𝗢𝗪 𝗪𝗛𝗔𝗧'𝗦 𝗚𝗢𝗢𝗗 𝗙𝗢𝗥 𝗠𝗘?
02:59.1
03:00.2
ＴＨＡＴ＇Ｓ ＭＹ ＯＰＩＮＩＯＮ！
03:09.3
03:16.3
Accept yourself! Love yourself! Accept yourself!
03:16.4
03:18.5
I love you, bItch. (oh my god)
03:19.5
03:21.8
I ain't gon' never stop lovin' you, bITch.
03:21.9
03:26.3
So basically um what I was thinking of is um *FALCON PUNCH*
03:26.4
03:28.6
Aw, fuck! I can't believe you've done this!
03:28.7
03:34.9
You better watch out, you better watch oUT, you bEtter wAtch ouT, you bETTEr watCH oUT
03:35.0
03:37.2
*Mac and Cheese noises*
03:37.3
03:39.3
That's what good pussy sounds like
03:39.4
03:41.0
*Calling him a donkey in Arabic*
03:41.1
03:43.6
Road work ahead?
03:43.7
03:46.8
Uh, yeah, I sure HOPE it does.
03:46.9
03:54.0
Disgusting. I am revolted. I dedicate my entire life to our lord and savior Jesus Christ and THIS is the thanks I get?
03:54.1
03:59.0
Bruh chill I don't know why you in a Big Time RUsh
