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Though inflation is at a 40 year high, we expect it should go down soon.
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Minister Freeland has already spoken to Bay Street, and has met with Janet Yellen in Washington.
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She still thinks our 'affordability plan' will avoid a recession and achieve a soft landing.
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and she continues to remind everyone that S&P and Moodys reaffirmed our credit rating.
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00:21.5
Fine. Let's continue to spend and let inflation sort itself out.
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Mr. Trudeau
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00:34.0
Economists don't believe we can achieve a soft landing.
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00:40.0
They have pointed out that our spending is only making inflation worse.
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01:00.8
Every Minister apart from Melanie Joly, Bill Blair, Ahmed Hussien and Omar Alghabra - leave now.
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01:14.8
WE WILL KEEP SPENDING!
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01:18.6
DEFICITS DON'T MATTER SO WE WILL KEEP SPENDING!
01:18.7
01:23.5
Chrystia told everyone our plan would lower inflation and "land the plane"
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01:28.0
That her constant "reminders" about S&P and Moodys would be well received.
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01:31.5
She sounds more arrogant than Bill Morneau!
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01:34.8
Now they're saying we should cut taxes on gasoline.
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01:40.3
It won't work! We need even more pain at the pumps to support the green transition!
01:40.4
01:42.7
Even the Bank of Canada has said taxes on gasoline are making inflation worse.
01:42.8
01:46.2
We can't lower them. I will look like an idiot at the G7!
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01:48.6
Mr. Trudeau, 70% of Canadians can't afford a tank of gas.
01:48.7
01:52.2
They should be happy that we haven't raised taxes even more!
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01:55.7
We know what is best for them!
01:55.8
01:57.4
Those ingrates think they deserve access to basic services.
01:57.5
02:00.7
They complain that our airports are the world's worst.
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02:04.0
It's their fault! They are the ones who are rusty travellers!
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02:08.1
The same people who denied me my majority think they are the ones who should be complaining?
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02:13.6
I clearly told Canadians that I don't think about monetary policy!
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02:17.2
I still don't know what monetary policy even is.
02:17.3
02:22.4
Why do they think I can run the economy? I have no idea what I'm doing!
02:27.3
02:30.2
I still remember when our government was popular.
02:30.3
02:31.8
When journalists asked about my socks.
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02:34.3
Gave me compliments about my stunning hair.
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02:37.6
I was the Disney Prince that could do no wrong!
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02:45.8
Now journalists can't stop talking about the endless scandals of our government.
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02:48.3
and we even subsdise them to love us!
02:48.4
02:53.2
What do they expect from me when I'm surrounded by idiots?
02:53.8
02:56.4
Even I thought Melanie allowing that diplomat to go to the Russian Embassy was insane.
02:56.5
02:59.6
Why did Bill insist on delivering my request to intefer in the shooting via email?
02:59.7
03:02.8
and Karina Gould couldn't make a passport if her life depended on it!
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03:07.7
Don't worry, they let you camp outside while you wait.
03:14.0
03:17.0
At-least Jagmeet still has my back.
03:19.0
03:23.0
For whatever reason, he thinks I actually listen to him and will keep my promises.
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03:26.2
He's completely spineless.
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03:34.0
Only the NDP can keep us alive now.
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03:46.1
Now send the CBC the latest talking points on the record of the Harper Government.
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03:49.6
I know Rosemary will do exactly what we tell her.
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03:55.6
She's the only fan we have left.
