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Hi! I apologize for the-
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that's rain,
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going down the drain pipe outside.
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and that was a little bit disappointing because it's supposed to be snowing right now
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and in fact it was snowing a little while ago and so what I did
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got a wee bit annoyed – I went for a drive, I filmed the snow, and it was beautiful, really was gorgeous.
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And then it turned to rain
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so I had to come up with a plan to make it turn back to snow. And it's a new year so, there are new
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possibilities. You know what I mean? There are new possibilities 2021, and I think that as a species we have to-
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we have to advance. We have to or we'll die. We have to figure out
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to move forward
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and it got me thinking, maybe
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the way you move forward is actually
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not quite as clear as many of first thought, maybe. And so what happened was:
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it was raining
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and I was getting hungry.
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So I thought I'm gonna fry up some bacon, right, a bit of bacon. Bacon butty,
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a little bacon butty.
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And not sooner had I taken my first bite, not sooner than I had taken my first bite of the butty,
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it started snowing again. Just like that.
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Huh, I'd- I mean I can't explain that
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and we've come a long way as a species, but that’s not explainig that. Your science and your maths...
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Something else is going on. Something else
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is out there like another layer of existence
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and for me it was made manifest in a bacon butty.
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The moment the bacon butty was finished
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it started raining again.
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You can hear the water in the drain pipe.
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So you can't – maybe there’s merit in the old ways, maybe there’s merit, maybe that was just a little sign,
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a little taste for the way that things should go in 2021.
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I mean, sure, we've got electric cars, sure we've got the mRNA vaccines and all that stuff- that’s good!
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Like, I don't deny any of that but who’s to say that some of the old beliefs, some of the
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superstitions, some of the
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old blood sacrifices and that.
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who’s to say they don't work? Maybe,
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maybe in order to move forwards we have to look
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Just a little bit. Go back to a time when- maybe we just...
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oh, I'm not- I'm not saying that the witches and the big cauldrons and,
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you know, putting in rabbit legs and all that- I'm not saying
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we should go back to that,
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um, I'm kinda just saying that maybe bringing in a bacon butty made me think twice, you know.
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That was a wee sign for the universe saying „Listen to me. Listen“.
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Scientist now, mathematicians or astrophysicists and that all play small, they play small to me.
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Bet it's all a mystery it's all a mystery that they don't know about.
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Or they don´t know how to solve.
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They don´t know how to solve all that.
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Maybe- maybe one day there will be a scientific breakthrough that tells us
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that, if we sacrifice a puppy
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it will yield great benefits for mankind.
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just because we haven't seen it yet
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doesn't mean it won't happen.
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That’s what I'm saying.
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That's what I'm saying, you should have an open mind.
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Open mind to different possibilities, do you know what I mean? Haven an open mind to-
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I don't know, maybe you
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chant something to the clouds, cutting down a certain tree,
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maybe- throw a small animal off a cliff.
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And maybe it brings the world a bit more of peace. I mean why, why would you not want to try that?
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Just because it hasn't been scientifically proven yet, you know what I mean? It's kind of- um
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getting that with the whole thing, so 2021 might be the year, where
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all our advances, all our technologies finally allows us to
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go backwards.
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Maybe we have to go backwards in order to go forwards.
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It's a revelation, a big revelation. I know it's a hard truth to swallow,
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but it is a truth though nonetheless.
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And if I go downstairs now, and I fry up another bacon sandwich, bacon butty,
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well, maybe it'll change from rain back to snow again.
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Now, I'll have a sore tummy, and I'll get fat but at least I will have snow to play in,
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do you know what I mean, I'm willing to make that sacrifice.
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Eat too much bacon and.. eat a bunch of bacon and see if-
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and maybe we can use this as a test to see
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what´s next, and then we can start ramping up the experiments, you know what I mean?
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I mean, it's worth a try.
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you can't stay still, can't just remain stagnant.
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And if this test works, then
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we can experiment, push it a little bit farther,
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a little bit more, move up to,
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I don't know – turkey bacon or
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maybe I could go and get some sushi.
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See if it does anything to the weather,
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see if it changes something in the environment.
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Maybe it makes this bloody rain go away because I hate the rain, I want snow.
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I can't stand the rain and I, and I'm willing to try whatever it takes to get this snow back.
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I´m- if I accidently find
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a larger, more profound benefit for humanity, if I uncover something for humanity in the process, well,
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you can be assured that I will of course use that power to the benefit of all mankind, all humankind,
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once I've made the appropriate deals with the licensing agreements and royalties and all of this, so
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that's... but I'm willing to do that.
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Of course I am.
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At the core I am a moral decent human being.
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A decent human being who has crossed over just, just a wee bit to the other side, the other side of I don't know what.
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But maybe for 2021 and beyond
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we can finally get back on the right track.
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And sure it might
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mean a few million goats and puppies and cats get sacrificed, but
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if it benefits, um,
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if it benefits us as a species, helps the planet then-
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obviously, who- who would be... you know what I mean, who would object at that,
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it's – of course we should do that.
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So I think we can look forward to a really bright future,
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we can. The golden fields full of puppies, I mean, the ones that survive.
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Golden fields, beautiful vistas,
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Glowing happiness everywhere.
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Science and
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the old ways marching hand in hand into the future
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to create an environment for all humans. And you know what? You know what?
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I'd be even willing to let aliens in as well. I would, I would.
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The aliens can come along.
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Obviously we'd have to come up with some sort of um
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an arrangement where I become supreme, like, ruler of whatever
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humans, new human-alien cooperative
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most people would still retain their freedom, but I mean they'd have certain semblance of,
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um, monitored individuality. But I think it'd be pretty benign for the most part. And I can see,
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I can see that future already. Golden, beautiful.
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No more nuclear weapons I would, I would get rid of them on day one.
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Or the first hundred days at least. Certainly within the first year- or five.
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And I would get rid of them because presumably our new alien counterparts would have
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far more efficient deadly weapons anyway and we would have to find a way to bring those weapons into the fold
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for the benefit of all mankind and the surviving goats and puppies.
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I'm just a bit of a dreamer, if anything else. I'm just a little bit of a dreamer, you know, and that's...
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I'm just rambling. But-
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still, does make you wonder.
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And maybe if I go and fry up some more bacon, get a wee bacon butty,
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a nice sweet bacon butty on the go...
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I don't know what's going to happen next, maybe there'll be thunder and lightning, maybe
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the skies will open up, and it'll be golden sunshine for all. Or
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this bloody rain will stop.
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I'm hoping the bloody rain will stop because I hate the rain. I'm hoping
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for, like, six feet of snow, so when I'll open the door tomorrow I just want to see a wall of snow.
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Why? I don't know, maybe I'm an anarchist.
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But let’s just have good vibes, good positive thinking vibes for 2021.
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Well, we'll start working on the sacrifices
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and I don't see any reason why we can't have those as well as
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things like the vaccines, nah? The same time, do it at the same time. Maybe for every five people
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we vaccinate with the most advanced technology we sacrifice like, a
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cow or something, you know what I mean? Just to see, and then we'll do a study peer review and that.
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Peer reviewed study and that, highly scientific and see how,
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how all bears fruit, how all works out.
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And I think if we
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follow, if we follow that logic we can come up with a future for humankind that we can all be proud of.
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We can finally get away from all this dysfunction.
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Finally get away from it all.
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And I for one, I'm looking forward to getting a little bit of blood on my hands.
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Just a little bit. And if it comes to past that I do eventually become the,
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sort of uh, overlord of everybody and I promise you I'll be good. Mostly good.
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And we won't have any more nonsense, that’s for sure.
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So anyway I hope you can all look forward to a wonderful 2021 and
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I'm gonna go cook up another bacon butty
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that will- we'll see what happens.
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See what happens.
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Happy new year.
