The Ukrainian September counter-offensive has recaptured Izyum, Balakliya, and Kupyansk.

They have recaptured more territory than we have conquered since April.

The gains of 5 months of fighting was undone in 5 days.

We have now contributed more weaponry to them than the USA.

The army group of Berdnikov will take Kharkiv soon.

Mein fuhrer...the army group of Berdnikov...

Berdnikov's army fled across the Ukraine-Russian border, his attack didn't materialize.

Everybody leaves this room except Shoigu, Prigozhin, Gerasimov, and Kadyrov.

That was an order. The attack of the army by Berdnikov was an order!

Why does he think he can ignore my orders?

They have all lied to me, especially the FSB. They claimed the Ukrainian army would collapse in 3 days. And our military is utterly corrupt. They have stolen billions!

Mein fuhrer, Berdnikov's army group only had convicts, drug addicts and people from impoverished regions with just one week of basic training.

They were thieves, crooks, and traitors that looted and stole from the Ukrainians.

Mein fuhrer, they only looted because their commanders didn't pay them their salaries.

They should have given me 15% of their loot. I need the kick-backs to build an extension to my palace at the Black sea!

They must give me my kick-back!

These soldiers think they can keep their loot while I decided to invade Ukraine to loot all the natural resources of Ukraine.

How is it possible that most of our weapons are ineffective or are obsolete? Why do we need to resupply with tanks from the 1960s?

Why do we need to buy ammunition from North Korea? Where did the billions go that we gave the army to modernize?

How can it be that Ukraine, without much of a navy, sunk our flagship, the 'Moskva'?

I will have all traitors, dissidents and critics sent to gulags, just like Stalin did!

All I want is my 15% kick-back of the loot, just like I have received from the oligarchs looting our Russian natural resources.

Traitors and thieves. Right from the failed attack of Kyiv, they are all traitors and thieves

Right at the beginning, a 40km long traffic jam of tanks, armored vehicles, and trucks near Kyiv. No fuel, no ammunition, no rations.

These thieves will pay, now with their own blood they will pay! Our soldiers will drown in their own blood.

Do not cry; he has already received billions in kick-backs

Now even India and China are publically airing their objections to the war in my face. I have to beg China on my knees for help.

Only Iran and North Korea are willing to sell me weapons and those are just as crappy as our own.

It is over.

The war is lost.

but if you believe I'll admit that publicly, you are wrong. I'll pretend nothing has changed, and that our objectives remain the same.

Just get me my 15% for as long as the war still lasts...