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So I was Mission Commander for this bullshit Buddy Wing
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And Apollo's all "ROK guy! I need those slides!"
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"I've been MC all goddamn week, its your turn!"
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Like I give a shit
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USAF dickhead
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So I made this stupid scenario and called it "Operation Kill Ass"
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I put SEAD in the 30-36 Block!
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I don't give him the MCO's until the morning of the brief
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We fly Vipers so I know how much it sucks to fly up there!
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But I ain't gonna fuckin do it!
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Catch me in the 20 block dawg!
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Have fun capping in the cons, I'll be down here!
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Hands are tied!
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Hands are tied! I "have" to drop bombs from here!
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They're min AB in the marshal
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2's so aft he's flying off 3
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We make them short skate in the 30s
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While we have 4000' of unused blue block
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Then I make them shoot 8 HARM outside the MEZ
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PETs A through H!
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Good luck tracking that shit!
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Apollo makes up impact times in the brief
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Stranglr and Gronk have no fucking idea how to make that work
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Mid-vul, R108F goes hot
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Right where Weasel is supposed to RTB
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Watchman tells them in Korean
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Not English
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So all the ROKAF boys know
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But Weasel has no fuckin idea
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We vector them right into it
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And yell at them on Guard for flying in it!
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But we tell them to turn West after they flew through it
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So they fly back into it!
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We don't even tell Cobra
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They don't know what's going on
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So did you help them?
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They do 3.6 laps in an Arty ROZ
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Dragging Weasel through the mud
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I'm laughing my ass off on short final
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02:58.5
So did anything bad happen to you?
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Well I didn't understand my own weather call
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So we flew in the Red Block the entire vul
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It was a massive TR and it was our DFP
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But otherwise uneventful
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So many Guard Calls
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Made me look real good in front of my IP
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Called it mission success and "great honor"
