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Hey guys, what's up.
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It's me, Francis.
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Now listen, a lot of people have been asking me
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wh- wh- why come did I make the jump
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from YouTube to StoryFire?
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Why do I believe in StoryFire?
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Why do I no longer believe in YouTube?
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And the answer is simple, OK?
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Because YouTube no longer believes in creators like me, OK?
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Their rules are draconian! Their rules are puritanical!
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They tell me, uh, "Francis, Francis. You swear too much.
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You swear too much."
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No, I f*cking don't! I don't f*cking swear at all, you c*ck-s*ckers!
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And even if I did f*cking swear,
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who gives a sh*t, you sons-of-b*tches? OK?
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It's 2019! We're offended by the word 'sh*t'?
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We're offended by the word 'p*ssy'?
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We're offended by the word '*ss'?
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I like StoryFire,
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because StoryFire doesn't give a good god-d*mn
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how much I f*cking sh*t-*ss swear,
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'cause they're not little sons-of-b*tches c*ck-s*cker c*nts like YouTube.
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Oh, the people on YouTube say, "Francis. You're too angry. You get too angry.
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We don't want angry people on our website no more."
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Well, you know what? I don't get angry!
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I don't f*cking get angry!
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I'm not the f*cking angry type, OK?
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Well, what about these other *ssholes making sh*tty videos
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telling me I'm a piece of sh*t?
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They're the ones that are f*cking angry!
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I don't get mad!
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They're- They're the ones that's mad!
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YouTube, you're mad?
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Did I hurt your feelers? [naughty, taunting laughter]
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I don't get mad!
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I get even.
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"Oh, but Francis! We also don't like it when you break stuff on YouTube.
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We don't like it when you get violent, when you get angry, and you, like, start hitting stuff."
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Well, you know who DOES like it?
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And I'm the creator, so I [should] be allowed to create it!
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'Cause I'm the creator! I wou- wanna be allowed to do it if I wanna do it! It's my stuff!
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It's my stuff! If I wanna break it, I should be allowed to break it!
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You know who else likes it?
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Do you wanna know who else likes it?
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THE VIEWERS LIKE IT!
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They liked it when I got angry!
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They liked it when I got mad!
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They liked it when I said sh*t-eating, son-of-a-b*tch, p*ssy f*ck!
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And they like it! They like it when I get violent!
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They like it when I break stuff!
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I'm gonna pr- I'm gonna prove it, OK?
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I'm gonna break some stuff, and this video's gonna go viral on StoryFire!
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[maniacal laughter]
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See what I'm doing there? This is YouTube now!
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[maniacal laughter]
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Here's Francis!
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[maniacal laughter]
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[maniacal laughter]
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[maniacal laughter]
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[maniacal laughter]
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[maniacal laughter]
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[maniacal laughter]
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[sigh of exhaustion]
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[clattering]
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[sighs of exhaustion]
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Out with the old...
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in with the new.
