Mr. Petropoulos. Things are finally looking stable, despite a few changes in the group.

Nothing too major or get anything to get worked up about.

The move to Jordan has gone well and you are settling in nicely.

The Leunigs are adding a second child, Ziad's parents moved to Toronto, ending an era, and Lefteris moved back to New York.

Oh, and Alex and Eleni got engaged.

Ah, excellent. So the wedding invitation should be in the mail.

No, Mr. Petropoulos.

They were married 2 weeks later.

And that's not the craziest change.

Margaret had a baby.

She had a baby? So now there are two Gezerli offspring?

Did I not make myself clear? You know how I feel about corrupting the gene pool!

Why is this all happening now?

I like knowing there is stability around me and my friends!

There were other countries I could have moved to that are ravaged by war, famine and genocide that are great places to raise a family!

But I chose Jordan, a country that once sentenced 8-year-old Ziad to 25 to life for keeping it real!

At least tell me that Lefteri still posts pictures of his feet at the beach!

Sir, there are no good beaches in New York.

Then find one! That man needs a vacation from his years of vacation!

I don't think we can. We just have to accept that changes happen.

I will not accept it!

There were always constants in our group.

Ziad's war stories, Lefteri's feet, Margaret's loneliness

and Margaritis hanging out with at least 3 mulleted Olympiakos fans in different countries of Europe.

Now even Ranos is in a good, stable relationship!

It's as if nobody listens to me when I go on these prolonged rants!

Lakis' imaginary dead body isn't even cold yet, but his teachings have already been forgotten.

I'll never forget when he said to me the words that changed my life.

He said, "Bro, never change."

I listened, but nobody else heeded those wise words!

I've put up with too much for too long! This insolence will not be tolerated!

I will have to come down hard on some of these people, so they understand I am not to be trifled with!

The only silver lining is that none of these changes are stupid!

Maybe we won't tell him that Abeer teaches yoga to kids now.

There used to be a trust involved, but now I realize that I was too soft on them.

They will have to receive even more GIFs that only make sense to me.

And I will post more anti-priest links like a vegan posting about meat.

We are doomed anyway, as the Prophecy foretold, 2 Gezerli offspring will bring about the end.

I've accepted my fate and my destiny. I will be the Angel of Retribution. May Lakis have mercy on their souls.

Tsiou