The TGBS boys will travel down the M5 to Minehead.

How many will there be?

There...

There will be as many as 8 of them.

Are they bringing... Coley, Bluey, Purchase and Bally?

We must not have TGBS boys are coming here! They must not come here!

They support Birmingham City and that shite Aston Villa.

One is a rugby fan but some of those twats support Liverpool.

Liverpool, fucking Liverpool! Most of them have never been there. They're Brummies not fuckin scousers, why do they want to support a team like that?

Oh we have Mane we have Salah. We are great, who are Man City, we will win the league with our German coach and our money

But mein Fuhrer they won several league titles in the seventies.

That was fifty years ago. Fifty years ago.

Mein fuhrer - they were just boys then.

Boys, boys, blar blar, impressionable, didn't know their minds, following the crowd. Glory hunters!

They don't know the pain the Blues fans have been through. They will never know.

Years of acheveing nothing, no titles no cups.

But that's not the point. This isn't about what team they support.

They come and get pissed and dance and look cool.

Everybody loves them. Look at those boys they say. Look at them having a good time.

and we look boring, boring

We look like boring old men next to them. With bad dress sense and dad dancing.

They come and they drink and they laugh and they act like they are twenty.

Twenty, they look so young.

and we look like middle aged people.

and "Bluey" takes takes his pills.

Don't worry, it goes down eventually.

They just have so much fun.

Fun and a good time.

And we don't

We look like a bunch of middle aged piss-heads.

They haven't booked yet. They might not come.