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[Fred] I think he's back now.
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Uh... Where should I move?
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[Vincent] Oh this is uh.., god damn this is cheating
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Right now, he is trying to get his queen and his bishop out.
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[Fred] Ok, yeah. [Vincent] So you may want to keep in eye on that and maybe would be at force.
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00:31.3
So if you put like your horse at number 2 up to C3...
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Technically speaking, you can counter at least 2 the...
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Yeah that's a good move :>.
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[Fred] Ok. Alright. [Vincent] Cus you can counter at least 2 out of 3.
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00:45.9
[Fred] Alright guys, this a-hole moves his f-king horse up, what should I do?
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00:47.1
[Vincent] Uh..well then you...
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Oh! He's Black, right :D. (that's racist, gobblo.)
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[Fred] I mean we move this forward it would be...
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[Vincent] So that mean you're putting pressure on this horse then that mean now you can move this peon (pawn) forward.
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So that's mean you are breaking its [cur-ra-mic] pyramid scheme.
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01:03.2
[Fred] Pyramic scheme.. Oh, yeah yeah. [Vincent] you know. [Fred] I do hate those, yeah.
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01:04.5
We are under heavy pressure, alright sh-t.
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01:07.7
[Ash] Oh you are playing chezz? Oh (x3) okay. Wait a second.
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01:14.5
[Vincent] Right, so you actually protecting your.. [Ash] Wat? Oh.. Oh my god. You show me hot call. I was wondering what was wrong.
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You put your.... your numbers and your letters mixed up. :v
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01:18.8
[Fred] (laugh).
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01:19.9
[Ash] Absolute A-Hole.
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01:22.2
[Fred & Vincent ] (laugh).
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01:24.7
[Fred] Yeah, can't remove them. :P Uh.. (laugh).
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01:29.6
[Vincent] Uh. Right now I don't like the queen of the Black. Because... [Fred] Racist but yess.
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01:33.9
[Vincent] Yeah I mean.. [Fred & Ash] (laugh). [Vincent] ..she can throw her way around, Right?
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01:37.9
[Fred] Yeah, she can fool around like maybe we could like (u no) seduce her?
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01:39.3
[Ash] (snorts) Wait what?
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01:43.5
[Fred] Give her need 20 for this. [Ash] (laugh) This is not what I'm sign up for.
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01:48.3
[Fred] To as increase the size so how many... how high do we need to roll to seduction?
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01:54.3
[Ash] Consider you just added yourself as a racist, I said pretty high. [Vincent] Because I have shitty charisma, at least 12.
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01:58.8
[Fred] Ok. So. OK K Oh Let's see what happen.
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02:04.8
We got a 10. Okay damn :(. Okay it's not a critical failure (yes it is). But she's not convinced.
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02:07.4
So we can't take that approach.
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02:13.6
[Vincent] Sh-t up, convince a lot. You're entering the friendzone, I mean you can be friend but that's not what we want right :(.
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02:19.2
[Fred] Maybe we should um... maybe we should gank 'em. [Vincent] Uh.. Yeah yeah like changes or focus on something else right?
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02:21.3
[Fred] Alright, Shido, what is your favorite jungler? Quickly. (Shido is AFK.)
02:21.4
02:25.3
Can uh.. we can play in.... so we can play in some external help from..
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02:32.4
[Vincent] Oh Jungle, Jungler. Right.. (x5) I haven't play map like League Of Legend (i mean) beside watching Arcane I...I'm not
02:32.5
02:36.7
[Fred] Oh It's okay. We could...uhm.. we could pick Vi as Jungler. [Vincent] Ok, sure, yeah.
02:36.8
02:42.0
[Fred] There we go. Alright so we have wet jungle, ok they are ganking us. We have to.. this is a problem.
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02:47.3
[Vincent] I say..uh we should summon Godzilla. [Fred] I don't think I have that command store.
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02:55.7
[Vincent] Kel'thuzad is kind a guy who force with a queen but secretly f-ck a king, right? [Fred] Yeah, yeah.
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02:57.9
[Fred] He is a big.. yeah our first farm boy.
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03:03.4
Yeah (x3), Bishop and eat the queen. Just eat the queen.
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03:11.6
[Vincent] Oh...you go atop Kel'thuzad while attacking our queen. [Fred] Oh sure. [Vincent] Ok yeah. (bye queen)
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03:14.7
Initiate them and see uh...we can actually do it.
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03:16.2
*collateral damage*
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[Fred] Whoops. Well. (laugh) We did get the queen.
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03:28.4
[Vincent] (laugh) Yeah, just a.... shoot some bribe and see what's next right? Just like.. roll on the board and whoever was hit. [Fred] Yeah (x2)
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03:29.6
*Triple kill*
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03:33.4
[Vincent] Oh, so I suspected, the king did not move. [Fred] Yeah, that's ok so..
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03:38.3
We shall use the Resting ability for the king. Ok. [Vincent] I mean the king is the king, right?
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03:40.0
Like he need a...
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03:41.3
*emotional damage* He's the chad, right?
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03:45.3
[Fred] Right, the chad. The chad of the pack, slam dunk his horse.
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03:47.3
So or say literally..
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03:49.7
shaking and crying right now on the ground. *Knight:HELPPPP!!HELPPP*
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03:52.4
[Vincent] Is there any a...any transports we could use?
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04:02.3
by a.. you know...bring a cargo portal or something. [Fred] Uh... Yeah, we could not find our *unknown* but we did find a portal to the Outland.
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04:07.6
[Vincent] Oh, but then a... Yeah, then we teleported to the different world, right.
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04:11.5
[Fred] Ok, there we go. The Outland has been created. [Vincent] Very useful. Very very useful.
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04:16.3
[Fred] Halt the action, we can't attack if we do that we can still move. [Vincent] You came in. [Fred] Hi :D.
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04:19.4
[Vincent] Hmn, my work is here, maybe he can help us. [Fred] Yeah, can you help us, William?
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04:20.8
*willy got confused*
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04:22.2
[Willy] No.
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04:30.7
[Fred] Whatever. She could shoot the peasant if she want to of course, or end our turn we will shoot the.. open up to our tower to attack.
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04:35.2
[Vincent] True, true. [Fred] (asking to willy because caption lad can't understand what he just said).
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04:41.8
[Willy] Yeah... I'm .. i'm not sure. I can't tell it got worse or better like right now.
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04:46.3
[Fred] Some make a portal from E to B and the tower can move through.
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04:50.6
[Vincent] Yeah, exactly. [Fred] Yeah, we move it over here, of course yeah.
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04:52.7
[Vincent] F C U K M E E E E.
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04:58.9
[Willy] *scrambled* i said no answer too stupid to say we could.. we could move the portal to that side.
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05:04.0
Like, we could pay some people to pick it up and move it. [Fred] Yeah, we could probably pay labor...
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I said this like yeah, it's cost 200 dollars to move one step..uh.
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05:10.4
Yeah, we could do that.
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05:16.9
You're saying pay like 2000 dollars, yeah? [Vincent] Yeah. That's make sense. Hey Frank! [Fred] You wanna do that?
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05:18.4
[Frank] Good evening. [Willy] I think that's make sense.
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05:22.1
Before we move it tho, which people do we have on our side?
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05:26.9
Uh.. Because i wonder if we could get away paying like a bit less.
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05:33.3
[Fred] Oh yeah, all the black peeps. (x2) (laugh). Oh i'm sorry. [Willy] No, no, no. I mean we have the admiral right?
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05:39.2
Fred] We could move to portal cheaper but we would probably sacrifice like this...
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05:44.0
We could.. we could kill.. we could force this, steal this guy money of course and push it ofc.
05:45.1
05:46.9
[Frank] Am I.. Am I having a stroke? *Frank.exe is not responding.*
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05:51.4
Is this chess? [Fred] It's fine. [Vincent] You're fine (x2).[Willy] Yeah, it's chess yeah. :D..
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05:56.7
[Frank] Are you playing alone..? or with someone? [Fred] We are playing aganist White.
05:56.8
06:02.2
[Frank] Why are there picture of my tank? [Willy&Vincent] Don't worry about it.
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06:03.4
(willy laughs).
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06:09.7
[Frank] It's Shido? Why is there..? Why is there? *uhgeh* [Vincent] OH YEAH, WE FORGOT TO ROLL FOR SHIDO.
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06:18.1
[Fred] Alright. [Frank] I'm so afraid... What's happen :(? [Fred] I don't know, It's ok (x2). Believe in chess master. *Ash*
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06:21.3
[Frank] I think i need to leave. Byeee.
06:21.4
06:23.1
*Frank.exe has stop working.* [Vincent] I mean you can go in 6 right?
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06:27.0
[Fred] That's very bad. [Willy] That's not at all what we have intended.
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06:30.1
I don't see like this is like he is already breaking heaven. (are you sure about that?)
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06:33.7
[Vincent] Oh... [Willy] Perfect example of a power button if i ever seen one.
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06:39.0
[Frank] Don't forget demon are started at a ball. [Fred] Yeah, that's not canon to lore. This universe...
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06:41.5
[Willy] Speaking of "cannon", did she shoot up bishop?
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06:47.0
[Fred] We were playing chess before you guys show up. [Frank] Yeah.. [Ralle] Oh Sorry. [Fred] It's very confusing.
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06:50.8
[Frank] But still..[Fred] I'm not very good at chess but.. [Frank] Uhm...
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06:51.7
Y Y Y Y Y E E E E A A A A A H H H H H
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06:57.0
[Fred] Maybe... yeah another chess board. (laugh). [Vincent] We gotta close to it man. I'm sure we gotta win soon.
06:57.1
06:59.5
[Fred] Yeah yeah, we did call reinforcement.
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07:01.5
He's on the way. **Hail Arkain Supreme.**
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07:05.8
[Willy] There you go. [Fred] There you go. This is one for the screencap. *Frank mic 2000 can't help the caption well.*
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07:08.7
[Fred] Uh, because he didn't want to be in this chess game anymore.
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07:13.9
[Frank] Horse. [Vincent] *moan*. [Fred] That's horse tower, that's all i need to take care. [Vincent] Let's go. [Fred] Horses to Horses.
07:14.0
07:18.6
[Vincent] Is that... they are going to set concussion by random tower. How does that work?
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07:22.5
I say we roll for it. [Fred] Roll for concussion, sure. [Vincent] Yeah, roll for concussion.
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07:28.8
If this 15 and above then we are good. [Fred] Ok, 15 and above. Ok. [Vincent] If we get below then we are getting concussion.
07:28.9
07:33.9
So.. we cannot move the horse for one round. [Fred] Yeah. [Willy] Would that be consider a hard road.
07:35.9
07:41.3
[Fred] Natural 20, the horse is a chad. [Vincent] OHH, natural 20. Jesus, what a chad.
07:41.4
07:43.7
[Fred] Our crusader are coming in, what do we want to do?
07:44.0
07:51.3
[Frank] Drozzling. [Fred] Drozzling? Okay, Shar.. Shar can... I have no idea what idea what Shar can do?
07:51.4
07:59.3
[Frank] Shar has a deep voice. He can command one enemy unit. [Fred] Uh.. Let's say he's a queen and they can only move 3 spaces.
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08:02.9
[Frank] He's A QUEEN??? :D???. (laugh)
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08:09.3
[Fred] He's a cavalry so yeah. Yeah, no no. He's like a horse but he moves 3 and then 1 left. There we go.
08:09.4
08:12.7
[Frank] He's like a horse high as one. [Fred] All short shars should be.
08:12.8
08:17.6
This is problematic, I think we keep... he's queen, he said he's a half queen. There we go.
08:17.7
08:20.3
[Vincent] Just, just, send him a screenshot without context.
08:20.4
08:23.5
[Fred] He's a half queen. He can .. can half queen.
08:23.6
08:27.9
[Willy] I still like the written idea of teleporting like .... the horse. [Fred] Yeah. (laugh).
08:28.0
08:34.8
[Willy] And then eating another horse. Because it's also written in the lore goes like cannibalism tends to do things.
08:34.9
08:38.3
[Frank] Use Shar, use his mighty barbarian voice.
08:38.4
08:40.6
[Fred] Let's take the prince. [Vincent] Yeah, take the prince.
08:40.7
08:44.6
[Fred] The prince has fallen. The king has now depression.
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08:49.9
To show so shall we do, the war is finally over.
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08:51.2
*White King: Bye*
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08:54.8
[Vincent] Let's goooooo. [Fred] Let's go.
08:55.8
08:59.7
The king has fallen. Long live the king. [Vincent] Long live the king.
08:59.8
09:07.8
[Fred] And thos leave the bishop backstab the king and rules the new dark age of religion.
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09:10.9
[Vincent] Our shadow clone that everyone mistake are approaching.
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09:15.8
[Fred] Yes, the imposter king shall inherit the earth.
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09:22.5
[Vincent] Until he get old and slide underwater and break his hip and then just poofed and disappeared instead. [Fred] Yes.
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09:26.4
[Vincent] Fantastic. [Fred] Good game everybody. [Vincent] Good game, well done.
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09:34.0
[Vincent] *yawn* That was fun and I shall be on my way, on to bed. [Fred] Stoopid. That's sound like a good idea