00:00.0
00:02.1
So we get this email
00:02.2
00:07.0
Come on guys, we need to sort out Matt's Stag
00:10.8
00:15.6
No one gives a shit
00:17.1
00:21.2
Literally nobody is going to be there
00:31.6
00:34.4
Matts going to be the only one there
00:41.4
00:47.3
He's going to drive for 8 hours
00:47.4
00:50.8
He's going to check in at the hotel and go to the bar
00:50.9
00:56.2
And be looking around wondering where everyone is
00:58.3
01:01.1
And we'll all be back in New York
01:03.9
01:06.3
Having a great time
01:06.4
01:08.2
Getting smashed without him
01:14.4
01:16.5
I can't wait
01:16.6
01:20.0
To get that call asking where we are
01:21.5
01:26.9
"Hey guys where is everyone?"
01:34.9
01:36.5
With is bag in his hand for the weekend
01:36.6
01:39.6
Not even unpacked yet
01:40.8
01:44.5
Then he'll get worried
01:44.6
01:47.1
"Seriously guys where is everyone?!"
01:47.2
01:49.4
"Stop messing about now"
01:49.5
01:53.9
We won't even have left the city
01:56.1
01:57.9
We're all still in New York
01:58.0
02:02.8
Fuck that, I'm not driving 8 hours
02:09.1
02:10.5
"Hey Matt..."
02:10.6
02:14.9
"Hey Matt..."
02:15.0
02:19.9
"Hey Matt have one on us yeah?"
02:21.0
02:28.1
In fact have 10, I've saved that much in gas money.
02:30.2
02:32.1
Have 20, exactly
02:38.0
02:42.1
He's going to be so pissed. He's going to be so pissed.
02:51.1
02:56.1
Which is fine because we'll still be in New York
02:57.0
02:58.9
So you really going to do all that?
02:59.0
03:09.0
No of course not. Then we'll jump out from behind him.
03:09.1
03:11.5
Just before he starts crying
03:16.7
03:20.0
What do you think? Good plan?
03:23.9
03:26.5
I can't wait to see his little face.
03:31.0
03:36.0
Especially when he sees the gay stripper we have for him.