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00:03.3
The tech hut desks and kitchen are now in place
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00:07.0
We're just waiting on the partitions to go here and here
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00:11.9
We're expecting those to be arriving next week
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00:16.8
We're hopeful that they should get here at the same time as the DRN
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00:21.7
It looks like the kitchen is not where we had it on the plan
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00:28.9
Brendan... we...
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00:33.0
The kitchen would not fit
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00:36.2
It could only go on the other side
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00:59.1
You can leave if you did not touch the furniture, desks, kitchen and database
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01:08.2
[Cowardly shuffling noises]
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01:14.9
WHO SAID THE KITCHEN COULD GO THERE?
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01:18.4
WHOSE APPROVAL DID YOU SEEK TO MOVE THE KITCHEN???
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01:21.3
THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT I'VE BEEN TALKING ABOUT
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01:23.3
THE TECHS HAVE NO REGARD FOR THE HIERARCHY
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01:27.6
or my visio plans
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01:28.6
[Scared sniff]
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01:31.0
WE HAD A MEETING ABOUT THE TECH HUT
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01:33.9
ALL THE TECHS AGREED THAT THIS WAS THE PLAN
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01:34.3
[Manic inhale]
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01:37.3
THEN WHEN THE TIME COMES TO DO THE JOB
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01:40.0
YOU ALL JUST DO WHATEVER YOU WANT
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01:42.6
Brendan we really did try to fit it as the p-
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01:46.1
IT MUST BE EXACTLY LIKE THE PLAN
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01:48.3
Brendan it would not fit!
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01:52.1
AND WHO WAS IT THAT FUCKED THE DATABASE??
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01:54.3
IT'S A COMPLETE MESS
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01:58.1
I ASK NICELY FOR EVERYTHING TO BE IN THE STW
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02:00.0
BUT WHEN I GO AND CHECK ON A TASK
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02:03.3
THE OQE AND HOURS ARE IN THREE DIFFERENT PLACES
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02:08.0
IT'S A PERFECTLY SIMPLE REQUEST TO UPDATE 2 DATABASES
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02:10.8
BUT STILL YOU BELLIGERENT TECHS CANNOT DO SO
02:10.9
02:16.7
AND THAT IS WHY THE VISIO PLAN IS SO IMPORTANT
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02:17.0
[Manic inhale]
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02:20.4
AND WHY DOES NOBODY WANT TO WORK
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02:22.9
AT THE CSSF OR HENDO
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02:29.7
Requests for pay increases and resignations
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02:34.1
are all I get for my efforts to help you.
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02:37.2
There is no thanks.
02:40.4
02:42.1
Belligerence..
02:42.2
02:44.7
BELLIGERENT TECHS WITH NO REGARD
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02:48.1
FOR THE WORK I DO FOR THEM
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02:51.2
IF YOU'D ALL BEEN AT THE TOOLBOX
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02:53.6
YOU'D KNOW THE PLAN
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02:55.9
but some of you would rather burn your leave
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02:59.4
rather than work ONE DAY in Henderson
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02:59.7
[Manic Inhale]
02:59.8
03:02.6
WHAT IS THE MATTER WITH WORKING AT HENDERSON?!
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03:04.5
[Scared Whimpers]
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03:05.5
It's okay, Jacob
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03:07.2
He won't look behind the hutches
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03:16.4
None of you have to walk around with the Leadership Team
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03:21.7
hoping they don't see the memes on the fridge
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03:24.4
Cum guzzling and snake watch.
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03:27.7
Are those funny?
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03:34.2
The worst thing though...
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03:43.5
is finding stickers of his face
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03:46.2
on every imaginable surface.
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03:48.9
Even on the bottom of my coffee cup.
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03:55.5
Do whatever you want.
