Hello Apes, how can the SEC help you?

Well we don't understand why you haven't looked into the blatant market manipulation of $GME,

especially given the naked shorting and massive rehypothetication of non-existent "assets"

Well the price has gotten us some tweets and emails, but the activity is within our current regulations

So

Says you

You're convinced the price is reflective of honest and transparent market activity

That is what we continue to say, yes

Have you seen the level 2 order books, have you looked into any of the exchange data?

What do you think we do here all day?

I mean it's blatant to anyone with a google chart and a pulse

Excuse me APE, what do you think we do here all day?

I'm not sure, that's why we continue to demand transparency

Here's what I don't understand

We twiddle, we pace, we bullshit some more

If the price of $GME is so true, if the price is honest

You need to check your Ape.

Have you ever looked into the manipulation?

We stand behind our policies.

That's delusional.

We stand behind our policies.

SEC, have you ever looked into the manipulation?

Can we see records of any regulatory action or investigation into this?

Woahhh, I am under no obligation to appease or respond to your requests without legal action

Just answer the question SEC.

Can you name one time in the past year you looked into the illegal activity

and you actually investigated or penalized the manipulation?

If we actually investigate, I will not have a job after I am done here.

If we don't look the other way, we cannot get executive HF positions

It's not our fault, it's simply a revolving door.

Holy shit.

Ahh yes, now you Apes see.