Alright, let's do this.

"There is a zombie and a slime, what are you doing?"

"ռօօօօօօ!"

"Alright, we're still low, but we can survive this!"

"𝕲𝕺𝕯

"𝕲𝕺𝕯 𝕯𝕬𝕸𝕹 𝕴𝕿!"

"Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on!"

"𝓐

"𝓐 𝓗𝓤𝓝𝓓𝓡𝓔𝓓

"𝓐 𝓗𝓤𝓝𝓓𝓡𝓔𝓓 𝓕𝓘𝓕𝓣𝓨!"

"Chat, I'm really sweating my [???] off. Chat, chat, ᶜʰᵃᵗ..."

"𝙒𝙃𝘼𝙏 𝘼𝙍𝙀 𝙏𝙃𝙀-"

So, I decided one day I wanted play all of Calamity mod

and cram it all into one video.

So, of course, we started up our Twitch stream, and to add a little bit more spice...

We decided to go with Expert Mode as well.

If you want more of these kinds of videos where I'm playing through everything of its entirety,

Make sure to leave a comment down below and go follow the Twitch, because that's where we'll be recording them.

Also, make sure to stick around to the end of the video, because there is a very special announcement...

Started off our playthrough by creating the character with our tradition of hitting the random button continuously

until we came across our little green boi.

And named him accordingly.

Also, there's these little bonus mods that we have added into our playthrough as well as Thorium.

I'm not going to focus on Thorium, but it's just there in the background for those who are asking.

So, it was finally time to create our world.

Upon spawning in, we scrapped the Revengance and Iron Heart straight away.

For those of you who don't know, these items will make the game even harder than Expert Mode.

So, I'm gonna leave that...

...𝖋𝖔𝖗 𝖓𝖔𝖜.

We opened up our starting bag loaded with many items, including a squirrel.

He does not have a name,

𝕨𝕙𝕒𝕥 𝕒 𝕕𝕦𝕞𝕓 𝕤𝕢𝕦𝕚𝕣𝕣𝕖𝕝.

We started our journey by heading off to the right side, and fighting Calamity's first enemy type...

【O】 【R】 【B】

...which almost actually killed us. Thankfully, we were actually slightly better than a goddamn orb.

The death of the orb, we continued our journey towards the right side of the map.

With hope in our eyes as we discovered a chest. What new modded items were we about to f-

Ｄ ｉ ｓ ｓ ａ ｐ ｏ ｉ ｎ ｔ ｍ ｅ ｎ ｔ ．

We then continued our trend of finding the WORST LOOT EVER.

Are you 𝕊𝔼ℝ𝕀𝕆𝕌𝕊!?

Our terrible chest findings were also interrupted by a worm who was not having it at all.

[On-Screen Deaths: 1]

We traveled towards the left side of the map to find a snow biome, which contained another underground chest.

𝒲𝐼𝒯𝐻 𝒜 𝒯𝒪𝒯𝒜𝐿𝐿𝒴 𝑀𝒪𝒟𝒟𝐸𝒟 𝐼𝒯𝐸𝑀 𝐼𝒩𝒮𝐼𝒟𝐸!

We continued down into the icy depths where we discovered another underground house.

Except this time, the chest was in an unusual position, and was guarded by...

...𝓶𝓪𝓷𝔂𝓪 𝓶𝓸𝓫.

And after many epic battles, we were hansomely rewarded with...

Ｄ ｉ ｓ ｓ ａ ｐ ｏ ｉ ｎ ｔ ｍ ｅ ｎ ｔ ． Ａ ｇ ａ ｉ ｎ ．

Left in pure misery, we headed to spawn to start very early work on a hellevator.

Until old mate Expert Mode introduced a brand-new mechanic called...

𝒟𝓎𝒾𝓃𝑔 𝓉𝑜 𝒶

𝓓𝔂𝓲𝓷𝓰 𝓽𝓸 𝓪 𝓰𝓸𝓭𝓭𝓪𝓶𝓷

𝒟𝓎𝒾𝓃𝑔 𝓉𝑜 𝒶 𝑔𝑜𝒹𝒹𝒶𝓂𝓃 𝓈𝓁𝒾𝓂𝑒. [On-Screen Deaths: 2]

Afterwards, we spent about 20 or so minutes mining in the caves...

And trying my...boy scout best not to die!

And trying my...𝕓𝕠𝕪 scout best not to die!

And trying my...boy 𝓼𝓬𝓸𝓾𝓽 best not to die!

And trying my...boy scout ｂｅｓｔ not to die!

And trying my...boy scout best not to die!

We then returned to the surface to make a makeshift crafting station and trying to use the materials we gained to make some armor.

We created two pieces of silver armor, and then went back down into the mines to gain just that little bit more that would help us out.

This took about 30 minutes, but luckily, we obtained a little bug boi to help us out with our journey. (He also does not have a name-)

After gaining enough resources, we were finally ready to build a house to contain all our NPCs.

Now, I'm going to give you three options to guess what kind of house that I-

𝓘𝓕 𝓨𝓞𝓤 𝓖𝓤𝓔𝓢𝓢𝓔𝓓 𝓟𝓟 𝓗𝓞𝓤𝓢𝓔, 𝓣𝓗𝓔𝓝 𝓨𝓞𝓤 𝓦𝓞𝓤𝓛𝓓 𝓑𝓔...𝓟𝓡𝓔𝓓𝓘𝓒𝓣𝓐𝓑𝓛𝓔!

And so was I.

Once the house was finished, we went back into the mines one last time to get

the neccessary resources we needed to create the rest of our armor and materials

that were needed for our first boss fight.

After about a solid 20 minutes of mining and exploring the depths, we obtained the Platinum Aegis,

which is our first proper item from Calamity. (no, that's wrong! it's actually from Thorium-)

This item just gives us Defense, and a lot of it.

We also crafted the Silver Chestplate to give us even 𝑀𝒪𝒪𝒪𝑅𝐸 Defense!

When we were finally prepared to verse old mate Eyeball, a Blood Moon occurred.

So, we had to deal with that little pain in the asshole.

Afterwards, during the day, we traveled to the complete right-hand side of the map, to the Crimson, to obtain another weapon by smashing the Blood Orbs.

That is right, we found the one, the only...

【G】

We then headed home and waited for the Arms Dealer to arrive, which he then did.

Whilst waiting for night time to occur, we prepared for the big fight, and also expanded the PP by just a tad.

By that time, night had hit, and we had finished the expansion and were finishing off our little setup to verse Old Mate Eyeball.

Which actually went as easy as you would expect. Even Expert Mode is way too easy for the eyeball.

I was even using a goddamn snowball cannon.

【B】 【O】 【I】

Her grabby hands (Catastrophe and Cataclysm) will spawn in, buffed out of their 𝙜𝙤𝙙𝙙𝙖𝙢𝙣 𝙢𝙞𝙣𝙙.

Then, even after you beat these grabby hands, it's damage phase yet again. By the way, did I mention that she has...

𝟠 𝕄 𝕀 𝕃 𝕃 𝕀 𝕆 ℕ ℍ 𝔼 𝔸 𝕃 𝕋 ℍ ℙ 𝕆 𝕀 ℕ 𝕋 𝕊

Because...she has...8 𝓜𝓘𝓛𝓛𝓘𝓞𝓝 𝓗𝓔𝓐𝓛𝓣𝓗 𝓟𝓞𝓘𝓝𝓣𝓢!

When you get her down to 30% HP; you've killed all the grabby hands, you've lowered her health again...

You will enter a dodge phase yet again, but when you exit it, you 𝘁𝗵𝗶𝗻𝗸 this will be a damage phase.

Yes, but this time, it has...

𝐃 𝐄 𝐀 𝐓 𝐇

𝐃 𝐄 𝐀 𝐓 𝐇 𝐌 𝐎 𝐎 𝐍 𝐒

that I-

When you get her down to 20% HP, she goes immune yet again, but surrounds herself with mini hers, that all are chunky monkies

that all need to be destroyed so you can damage her again!

After defeating those, you then get another little damage phase yet again...

...Until you get her down to 10%, when you are dodging EVERYTHING UNDER THE 𝙶𝙾𝙳𝙳𝙰𝙼𝙽 𝚂𝚄𝙽 to stay alive!

Trying not to die, and me almost being at 100 𝙃𝙋.

I was literally SWEATING. Another dodging phase spawned in yet again.

She has one more trick up her sleeve: when she gets to 8% of her health, she will spawn in the Death Worm (Sepulcher)

which you cannot kill because you have to destory the same GODDAMN ORBS again from the start of the fight!

BUT, YOU HAVE EVERYTHING UNDER THE 𝙶𝙾𝙳𝙳𝙰𝙼𝙽 𝚂𝚄𝙽 TRYING TO HIT YOU, LOSING ALL OF MY HEALTH YET AGAIN.

BUT, I WAS IN THE FINAL DAMAGE PHASE. NOTHING ELSE WAS GOING TO BE IN MY WAY.

THE ONLY THING I NEEDED TO DAMAGE WAS HER. AND OUR HEALTH KEPT GOING DOWN, AS DID HERS.

BUT WE GOT DOWN 𝙏𝙊 1 𝙃𝙋, 𝘽𝙐𝙏 𝙄 𝙒𝘼𝙎 𝙉𝙊𝙏 𝙂𝙊𝙄𝙉𝙂 𝙏𝙊 𝘿𝙄𝙀 𝙏𝙊 𝙏𝙃𝙄𝙎 𝙂𝙄𝘼𝙉𝙏 𝙑𝘼𝙂𝙄𝙉𝘼.

DEFEAT HER, AND

【Y】 【E】 【S】 【!】

Ladies and gentlemen...boys...and girls...

We had defeated the Terraria Calamity Expert Mode, and to celebrate...well...

We just crafted this pickaxe, and I mean, just...

𝒥𝓊𝓈𝓉 𝓁𝑜𝑜𝓀 𝒶𝓉 𝓉𝒽𝒾𝓈 𝓉𝒽𝒾- **𝒞𝒪𝒰𝒢𝐻 𝒞𝒪𝒰𝒢𝐻**

Thank you so much for watching and actually making it to the end of this video.

It took a while to make, so I really do appreciate that you made it to the end of this video.

And so, let me know what you thought, and also what game I should completely cover next.

Which leads me to the special announcement!

I'm currently streaming over on Twitch, Pokemon: Brilliant Diamond,

and I thought maybe I could have these big videos on my channel where I just cover an entire game or like, this mod...

Basically, it's an entire game, let's be honest here. So yeah, go follow the Twitch to go watch me play it and help me out with 𝓯𝓾𝓷𝓷𝓲𝓮𝓼.

I'm gonna go have a staring contest with my Amogus again. (sus)

(Captions made by MonochromeTheCat77)

(My opinion: this video is really 𝕲 𝕺 𝕺 𝕯)

(bye lmao)