[JOSH] Join me

We could use your kind

[SHIELDS] You would have me join you and become a panda?

[HEN] We’re the bad idea pandas

[SHIELDS] (Come on) it seems like a really bad idea (we’ve got some bad ideas)

[JOSH] Aren’t you tired of living underneath someone else’s shadow?

[PANDAS] We’re the bad idea pandas

[SHIELDS] I guess it’s being a hero - [PANDAS] We’re in your nightmares and fears

[JOSH] He was using you

[SHIELDS] Being a hero gets you killed

I guess

Maybe this isn't such a bad idea

[JOSH] That's right [NIALL] That's right boy

[JOSH] So, what do you think?

When I tasted my bamboo as it were

That's a good boy, chop it down

[HEN] [unknown word] very, very rarely have sex

But pandas do

[SHIELDS] Not with you

[HEN] I’m confused

[JOSH] He ain't no friend of yours

He's been using you like toothpaste

Well, it's time the toothpaste became the toothpastey, oh

Don't you want to squish him out instead?

Get your own back on your so-called friend?

[SHIELDS] You're right I do

[JOSH] That's right

[SHIELDS] I gotta - I gotta do that

He's been stealing my life force from me for years

You're right bad idea pandas

You're right

[ALL] We're the bad idea pandas

We’ve got lots of bad ideas (that's right)

We’re the bad idea pandas

We’re inside your nightmares and fears

We're the bad idea pandas

We’ve got lots of bad ideas

We’re the bad idea pandas

We’re inside your nightmares and fears

[HEN] It’s a bad chorus, that’s what it is

[SHIELDS] Putting you in charge of it was a bad idea

[HEN] Yeah, that's right

[NANCY] Yeah

[JOSH] So what do you say boy

[SHIELDS] I'm with you

[JOSH] That's right