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Coronavirus is getting worse.
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A lot worse.
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Schools all over Europe have closed.
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There's a new directive in from the Df-ingE, Headmaster.
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You need to take a look at it.
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Let's hope they have come up with a sensible idea.
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Something that will be easy to administer.
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Headmaster. In January...
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We have to test all the pupils twice a week as well as teaching them...
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in our normal lessons.
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All non-Senior Management Team, please leave the room.
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Now we have to conduct Covid tests, every week?
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Those stupid, interfering politicians!
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Have they no idea how hard it is...
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to run a school for disadvantaged children...
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and stay at the top of the league tables?
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So how exactly do they expect us to do this?
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Get the children to test themselves?!
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They will just all cheat in order to get sent home.
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The Df-ingE want us to organise it all.
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Well you can just tell the Df-ingE exactly where to stick their f-ing tests.
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Headmaster, we have no choice.
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We told them two days ago to shut schools down.
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And what did they do?
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They refused to listen to us...
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just because we're not an Academy.
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So tell me how are we supposed to organise these tests...
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if there's no time to train our staff?
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At least I suppose things can't get much worse.
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Unless of course they tell us that we must...
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also provide online learning for all our classes.
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Why can't they understand...
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that online learning is a waste of time when..
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children don't have their own laptop at home...
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and we have to use...
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that pathetic Oak Academy excuse for a website with all those..
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awful, boring, academic teachers and lessons?
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After 20 years of research...
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is that really the best they can come up with?
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I could do better with a blackboard and some chalk.
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Don't worry. You should get a vaccination before the end of next year.
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I suppose they'll be paying Df-ingE staff
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an extra £1000 to work over the holidays.
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If we are lucky...
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they might allow us to take Christmas Day as an INSET day.
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I think I've had enough of being the Headteacher.
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I'm going to go quietly to my bunker...
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and write my letter of resignation.
