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We have word from our Communications Department
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It takes 10 - 15 minutes to configure a router. We think they plug it in here,
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Then send the router configuration from their server,
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Then send it out on a truck here.
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Ahh I see that makes sense. We need to see how to do this as there's so many of them and it takes so long.
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Mein Fuhrer,
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Configurations...
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Configurations can not be sent out that way.
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They claim USB installs can be done that fast.
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That's impossible. Everyone please leave the meeting except Chuck, Josh, and Robert Rosenberg
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01:11.0
No fucking way!
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There's absolutely no fucking way!
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Pure bullshit! 15 minutes! My ass!
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The trip is longer to drive up to fedex
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Bob himself said it takes 1 hour
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They refuse to show us how to do it that fast
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Then get upset when we tell them we can't even box and drive up a router in 15 minutes
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Mein Fuhrer, boxing, driving, and shipping can't be factored into the time
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01:41.0
That's complete bullshit and you know it
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Mein Fuhrer, it should not take that long to ship
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01:47.5
Even if you take out the shipping time, it takes 6 minutes for the routers to boot up
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01:50.2
These pieces of shit
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01:54.3
They say get a router, and another one, and another one
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01:57.8
187 in total we have marked And that's not even the complete list!
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These fucking configs take a hour or 2
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Show me dammit how it takes 15 minutes
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It's simply not enough time
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They are covering something up, there are to many stalls in the process
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Just show me how it's done in 15 minutes
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That's all I ask
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02:29.9
It's driving me nuts, how is it configured that fast?
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All of them are bungholios! Then they say we must do them all!
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They can't even do them right when they configure them
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It's always the speed or the circuit messed up
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Or something ridiculous with the IP address settings
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They are so full of shit their eyes are brown
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It's OK. They will never find out.
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We are doomed to configure these routers
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These damn things take a hour, hour and a half
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15 minutes...
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Those pricks...
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What a damn joke.
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I will not ever configure a router on my weekend or a minute to me leaving
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And they can kiss it
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Damn it all
